𝓒𝓱𝓸𝓲𝓬𝓮 {𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚢𝚊𝚡𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛}

Chapter 60

I was in the Agency typing on my computer. Finch was on the rooftop with Kenji.

I groaned and let my face rest on my palm.

I'm not even halfway done yet..

I heard a loud bang from where the couches were.

"DAMNIT, DAZAI! YOU BANDAGED BASTARD!" Kunikida shouted.

"Oh.. what'd he do this time?" I looked at Atsushi who was walking to his desk.

Atsushi sat down, "Dazai wrote rude notes in Kunikida's notebook.."

"I thought he did that last week?"

"No, last week he hid Kunikida's computer and threw it out the window."

"Oh." I looked back at my computer.

Kunikida stomped over to my desk, "L/n!"

I flinched in surprise and looked at him, "What?"

"Write a 700 word essay on why Dazai's a nuisance!"

"....Do I have to do my reports if I do?"

"NO! Just get it done!" Kunikida slammed a blank piece of paper on my desk.

I smiled at the paper, "Alright. Give me 10 minutes."

~Time Skip~
I continued writing on the piece of paper.

"You have the most horrible taste in flirting known to man kind.." I mumbled under my breath while writing on the paper.

Kunikida was walking over to me, "How's it coming along?"

"Good." I said while writing.

"That bastard will have a taste of his own medicine.." He grumbled.

"Oh, Kunikida!~" Dazai walked in the room. "I think your notebook is missing again-"

"Dazai, have you even noticed that no one here thinks these attempts on making me crack are funny at all?!" Kunikida told Dazai.

"Actually, I do.." I mumbled.

"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Kunikida looked at me.

"Nothing." I said without hesitation and continued writing.

"All you have been doing is answering calls in the most impolite and idiotic way, making me find you after a suicide attempt, and meddling with me!" Kunikida told him.

Dazai blinked twice, "There is no way I'm that bad!" Dazai smiled.

"L/n is working on a report about every bad feature you have right now!" Kunikida shouted.

Atsushi looked over my shoulder as I was writing. "W-woah!" His eyes widened.

"Take a look!" Kunikida took the paper off of my desk and gave it to Dazai.

"Hey, I wasn't done." I looked at Kunikida.

Dazai was mumbling while reading the paper in his hands. His eyes widened a little and he mumbled faster. His eyes widened even more and he was mumbling even faster. His eyes kept widening and he'd mumble faster than before.

After 20 seconds, Dazai gasped and looked at Kunikida, "I do not have a bad taste in music! My suicide song is a masterpiece!"

"Your suicide song, is a disgrace to this office!" Kunikida said, "All you do is laze around all day, every day and not get a single report done!"

"At least I'm not L/n!" Dazai pointed at me, "All she does is leave the Agency mysteriously and sleep with Chu-"

I immediately grabbed a binder from my desk and threw it at Dazai.