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(Yes I'm using abridged cuz haha funny)
' ' means thinking
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*EXPLOSION*
Farmer: Oh God no, my marijuana patch! Ah-ah I mean, er... my carrot patch! Yea... I better do what any sensible middle American would do in this situation... GET MAH GUN!
The space pods door opens and Raditz steps out.
Space-pod: Hello, and welcome to Earth! With open bar.
Farmer: Holy crap, it's Sonic The Hedgeh- Er- no it's an alien. HOLY SHIT, IT'S AN ALIEN!
Raditz: Finally, on this DEAD PLAN-
He looks around to see the Planet not damaged at all.
Raditz: Wait. What the crap? Did Kakarotta screw this up!? Oh goddamnit, I knew we should've sent Turles.
Farmer: 'Better think of something to make him stop.' HEY, YOU! 'Heh. Genius, farmer. *GENIUS*!'
Raditz: Aw, look at him! He thinks he's people! What's your power level, little human? Five, huh?
Farmer: Protect me, gun!
The farmer shoots but Raditz catches the bullet.
Raditz: Hey! No! Bad human!
He flicks the bullet back it him and it kills the farmer.
Raditz: Bad! Now get back up and tell me you're sorry. Human? Huuuuuman? *sigh* So this is why Dad said I couldn't keep Appule.
Timeskip to Piccolo in a wasteland
Piccolo: Good ol'wasteland! Yup, sure is some kickass training! Damn it, I'm lonely... might as well check MySpace. No new comments, no friend requests... damn it. Well, at least I have you, Tom. You're always there for me.
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Y'know what. I'm tired. I'm just gonna leave it off here. You'll get the rest of this part later today if I feel like it. If not then it'll be out tomorrow. See you guys later.
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