Y/N, Vegita, and Trunks land at Capsule Corp
Panchy: Oh? Y/N! Vegita! It's been so long! How was space?
Y/N: Hello, MILF.
Panchy: Who is this lavender-haired woman you brought with you?
Y/N: Your granddaughter from the future.
Panchy: Oh?
Y/N: Where's the woman at? We got an Android to repair.
Dr. Briefs: Why come to the acorn when you have the mighty oak!? I taught Bulma everything she knows! Except the dangers of miscegenation, apparently.
Y/N: I don't care who helps, just fix him up. I'm tired of him calling me a bird.
Dr. Briefs: Just try to keep the house-geusts to a minimum. We just got rid of Yajirobe, and we BARELY have enough food to accommodate anyone-
Then everybody else lands in the ship.
Dr. Briefs: -else.
Inside the house.
Y/N: Then he just flew off. Now we don't know where he is. All we know is he's setting up for the tournament.
Krillin: Well, plus size - you're alive.
Y/N: Thanks for the clarification
He says with sarcasm
Krillin: Hey, don't knock it - sometimes you ain't do lucky.
Roshi: Yeah.
Yamcha: Yuh-huh.
Vegita: Mhm.
Chiaotzu: Yepyepyep!
Trunks: Wait a second - have all five of you died!?
Krillin: Ohoho, yeah! Chiaotzu and I twice! First round was basically just Piccolo's Dad being a dick.
Chiaotzu: Yep, second time I blew myself up trying to kill Y/N... And now he's here.
Trunks: Oh, wait - so how did Yamcha die?
Yamcha: UH... um...
Vegita: Oh yes, go ahead! Tell us how you died! I'll fact-check.
Yamcha; On my feet! Like a man!
Y/N: Well, you're half right.
Roshi: If you're sinished picking on Yamcha,
Vegita: NEVER!
Roshi: We've got bigger fish to fry. Cell's out there, and we gotta get ready for this tournament.
With Cell.
Cell: How did all these squared make a circle!? I just... No, no, it's fine, it's fine, it doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me, it bothers me, it bothers me a lot! AND THAT ONE'S STILL GREEN!!
Back to the crew
Y/N: Alright. So for the tournament. We're gonna need me, Vegita, Trunks, Piccolo, Tien, I guess Krillin and Yamcha if they wanna come, Goki, and Gohan. We should head to the lookout cuz they're gonna be out soon.
Chi Chi: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Y/N: What now?
Chi Chi: I need you all to get this through your heads. I told Goki she could TRAIN with Gohan. I never said ANYTHING about letting him FIGHT!
Krillin: You cannot keep him out of this; he's a fighter!
Chi Chi: He's 10!
Krillin: And he's a part of the 5 strongest fighters we have!
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The last male Saiyan (sort of) (Male Reader X Dragon Ball Harem)
FanfictionY/N. A Saiyan with unbelievable potential. He was sent off Planet Vegeta because King Vegeta was afraid that if he lost control Planet Vegeta and the Saiyan's would be done for. When he becomes an adult he gets found by Vegita and her crew. (Y/N wi...
