Bulma lands her ship on the lookout
Bulma: Hey guys!
Y/N: Why are you here?
Bulma: Because I can be. Also Trunks, I love your hair.
Trunks: Thanks.
Bulma: Why didn't your hair grow Vegita?
Vegita: Because unlike a half-breed, a pure blooded Saiyan's hair does not change from the day we are born.
Y/N: With the exceptions of beards, and moustaches.
Goki: Now I can't stop thinkin about Y/N with a mustache.
Bulma: Oh, before I forget...
She throws down a capsule and it reveals a box
Bulma: I brought you guys some armor for your fight against the Androids!
Everyone puts on the armor, except for Y/N.
Bulma: Why aren't you putting yours on?
Y/N: I've never been an armor guy.
Vegita: Trust me, I tried to get him to wear armor.
Y/N: You just wanted to see my ass in tight pants!
Vegita: That's partially the reason.
Trunks: I wouldn't mind seeing that either.
Goki: Me either!
Y/N: Not gonna happen. Now. Vegita, Trunks. Let's go kill us an Android.
Vegita: Way ahead of ya.
Y/N: Goki
Goki: Yeah?
Y/N: You have any Senzu Beans on ya?
Goki: Yeah, here.
She hands him 2 beans and then the three of em fly off to go fight Cell. After a few minutes they see Cell aiming at an island and Y/N flies in front of him.
Y/N: Miss me?
Cell: Hello, Y/N.
They float down to the island.
Cell: So, can I help you?
Y/N: I just wanna fight.
Vegita: Nope!
Y/N: What?
Vegita: You had your chances to fight but didn't! It's my turn again.
Y/N: Whatever Mom.
He says with sarcasm.
Cell: Vegita? You want to fight me?
Vegita: Jesus, you're ugly.
Cell: Ugh. Listen, Vegita, I'm in the middle of something more important than whatever "this" is. So if you just want to run along and bring back someone substantial, say... idk... tag Y/N back in? Maybe wait for Goki? That he greeeeat.
She inhales and then starts powering up.
Cell: Aw, what's wrong, Princess? Did I touch a nerve?
Y/N: You hit the Goki button.
Cell: Excuse me, the what-
Vegita hits Cell dead in the stomach.
Vegita: Ya shouldn't'a did that.
She keeps pushing her fist into his stomach to add to the pain
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The last male Saiyan (sort of) (Male Reader X Dragon Ball Harem)
FanfictionY/N. A Saiyan with unbelievable potential. He was sent off Planet Vegeta because King Vegeta was afraid that if he lost control Planet Vegeta and the Saiyan's would be done for. When he becomes an adult he gets found by Vegita and her crew. (Y/N wi...
