Y/N and Goki VS The Ginyu Force (part 1)

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Goki is giving Gohan a Senzu Bean and RECOOME interrupts.

Recoome: HEY! Recoome was in the middle of a match here! So how about you-

Goki: Sir? I am talking... to my son.

Recoome: Oh, Recoome apologizes... Wait, what am I apologizing for!? RECOOME'S GONNA KILL YOU!

Then Gohan wakes up.

Gohan: Mom? MOM! Oh my God, you're here! I love you, Mom!

Goki: That's right, Gohan. I am here! Hey, Krillin! Ya hanging in there?

Krillin: Oh! I've had worse. You know, when I died... This is definitely a close second though...

Recoome: RECOOME WILL NOT BE IGNORED!

Y/N: Buddy. She's tryna talk to her friend.

Vegita: Y/N?

Y/N: Oh, hey Vegita! How you been?

Vegita: Been better.

Y/N: Here, have a Senzu Bean.

Vegita: What the hell is this?

Y/N: If you eat it, it'll replenish your stamina and heal your wounds.

Vegita: Oh.

She eats it and stands up

Recoome: THAT'S IT! Recoome has had enough! Feel the strength of the REEEEEECOOOME... ULTRA FIGHTING MIRACLE-

He gets elbowed in the stomach by Y/N

Y/N: Sorry, you left yourself open. Anyway, what happened to you Vegita? You get your ass handed to you by Recoome?

Vegita: No! I, umm.... uhh- I fell down some stairs.

Krillin: No you didn't. You-

Vegita: Shut up before I through you down a flight.

Jeice: What the bleedin' 'ell!? We were havin a right rip snorter 'ere, and then these piker's show up, and just like that, it's Goodnight Irene!

Y/N: We get it, you're from Space Australia Jeice!

Butter: They're making fools out of us, Jeice!

Jeice: You're bloomin' right, they are! We'd better bust out our special technique!

Jeice/Butter: SEIZURE PROCEDURE!!

They make a seizure triggering thing in the sky (Krillin looks at it and gets a seizure (Krillin Owned Count: 13) but it doesn't effect anyone else.)

Jeice:No way! No one resists the Seizure Procedure!

Butter: PLAN B!

Burter lands in front of Goki and Jeice lands in front of Y/N.

Jeice: Alright you bastards. Feel the wrath of the Ginyu- AGH!

He gets cutoff by Y/N punching him in the face

Jeice: D'AAUGH! You goddamn wanker! You punched me in the-

He does it again.

Jeice: D'AUGH! You did it again!

As soon as he takes his hands of his face Y/N hits him again

Jeice: STOP IT! STOP I-

Another hit

Jeice: PIIIISS!! 'Auugh, what did the Cap'n tell us to do in this situation!?'

Flashback

Ginyu: Jeice, of you ever find yourself being punched repeatedly in the face, always remember to-

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