Y/N: So can someone explain what all happened here?
Vegita: My journey started off fine. I killed Cui, then slaughtered some villages, found a Dragon Ball then ran into Dodoria. Then I killed her.
Y/N: Don't you mean "him"?
Vegita stares at Y/N with dead seriousness.
Y/N: Oh God...
Vegita: Anyway. I killed her. Then slaughtered a few more villages, then I ran into Zarbon. I lost to him. He put me in a healing pod, I broke out, stole all the Dragon Balls, and flew away. The little brat over there took one of my balls-
Y/N: But you don't have any?
Vegita: The Dragon Balls!
Y/N: Oh.
Vegita: He took one of the Dragon Balls, I got pissed off and almost killed the bald one, but I snapped out of it, we teamed up because we heard the Ginyu Force was coming, they got here, I killed Guldo, threw a dog treat at him, then I fell down some stairs-
Y/N: Just admit you lost to Recoome.
Vegita: I didn't!
Y/N: Vegita. I know you to well.
Vegita: ...Fine. I was getting my ass kicked for a little bit until you two showed up. Then the rest you already know.
Y/N: Hm. Interesting story.
Vegita: Yeah. Anyway, we're screwed.
Goki: What? Why?
Vegita: Frieza has the Dragon Balls, you dolt, which basically means we're already dead!
Krillin: Actually, not really.
Vegita: Oh? Something you know that I don't?
Krillin: A LOT of things, actually.
Vegita: ...You have five seconds to rephrase that... 4... 3...
Krillin: Actually what I meant to say was when you make a wish on the Dragon Balls, the sky turns darker than the blackest void... and out of the balls rises a giant dragon!
Krillin: So yeah, none of that.
Y/N: Huh. I was wondering why they were called Dragon Balls.
Vegita: ... 2... 1...
Ginyu: Hi, Vegita.
Vegita:, Hi, Ginyu- ...ugh...
Jeice: There he is, Cap'n! Y/N's the one who beat us up!
Ginyu: Really? Y/N?
Jeice: I swear it, sir! He picked us apart one by one! We never stood a cha-
And the punching is back.
Jeice: AGH! D'oh, that's just not fair!
Ginyu: Jeice, what have I told you!?
Vegita: You know, I'm surprised you're here, Ginyu. I thought you'd be busy polishing Frieza's boots.
Ginyu: First off, Lord Frieza doesn't wear boots. Second, if he did, I'd have already polished them. Third, he's off chasing some leftover Namekians.
Vegita: Wait, so Frieza's not at the ship?
Ginyu: Correct.
Vegita: And you're here?
Ginyu: That's right.
Vegita: And the average power level of Frieza's soldiers is...
Ginyu: 2,000.
Vegita: Iiiinteresting!
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The last male Saiyan (sort of) (Male Reader X Dragon Ball Harem)
FanfictionY/N. A Saiyan with unbelievable potential. He was sent off Planet Vegeta because King Vegeta was afraid that if he lost control Planet Vegeta and the Saiyan's would be done for. When he becomes an adult he gets found by Vegita and her crew. (Y/N wi...
