Cell: Dear Lord in Piccolo, finally! And here I thought killing 16 was harder for me than it was for you. I'm confused though... we're your friends? Did you talk about birds together? Couple o' bird nerds?
Gohan: "The murder of one's own child or children."
Cell: Uhh-
He snatches the bag of Senzu Beans from Cell's hand.
Cell: What!?
He teleports up to one of the Cell Jr's.
Gohan: You wanted me to define filicide.
The Cell Jr charges at him only for Gohan to one shot him.
Cell: Oh...
Vegita: Alright, would anyone care to explain... THE FUCK!?
Gohan goes around killing every Cell Jr around.
Gohan: Trunks.
Trunks: Uh?
He throws her the bag of Senzu Beans.
Trunks: Oh! Uh, sure. On it.
Gohan: Try to forget you're half-Vegita and don't fuck it up.
Vegita: FUCKIN-
Trunks flies over to Y/N first and sees that he's still barely breathing. She pulls a "Future Trunks from the Goku Black arc in DBS" and puts a bean in her mouth and transfers it to Y/N's, which he swallows and slowly opens his eyes.
Y/N: Trunks?
Trunks: Y/N! You're awake!
Y/N: Yeah? What'd I miss? Why is Earth still around? Why is everyone kinda beat up?
Trunks: Um-
Y/N: And WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH GOHAN!?
Gohan: Hey, Mr. Y/N.
Y/N: What the hell happened!?
Gohan: I got stronger.
Y/N: How!?
Gohan: Anger.
Y/N: Oh.
Goki: So, what are we gonna call this? 'Cuz it's way stronger than Super Saiyan.
Piccolo: Well, if it's a level beyond Super Saiyan, then...
Goki: Then he must be a Super-DUPER Saiyan!
Piccolo: Hmm.
Vegita: 'If he's a Supee-Duper Saiyan... then I shall find a way to become a Super-DEE-Duper Saiyan!'
Trunks: Bean, Mom?
Vegita: ...Yeeeeeeeeees.
Y/N: Why not just call it Super Saiyan 2?
Goki: Mines better.
Y/N: No way.
Cell: Look at you! I'm gonna call you "Whooping Cough", because you just devastated my children!
Y/N: What children?
Cell: And for a second there, I thought that yarn you were spinning was gonna turn up short.
Y/N: Oh, I'm being ignored.
Cell: But here you are! My final challen- OOHWAGH!! AAAAAAAAAGGH!!...
He gets punched in the stomach by Gohan.
Gohan: Careful, Cell. Your Vegita's showing.
Gohan then uppercuts him.
Cell: Y-You know, you're not wrong!
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The last male Saiyan (sort of) (Male Reader X Dragon Ball Harem)
FanfictionY/N. A Saiyan with unbelievable potential. He was sent off Planet Vegeta because King Vegeta was afraid that if he lost control Planet Vegeta and the Saiyan's would be done for. When he becomes an adult he gets found by Vegita and her crew. (Y/N wi...
