Reporter: Ladies and gentlemen at home... Mr. Satan... our champion... IS DEAD!!
Y/N: HA!
Mr. Satan: What happened?... Did I kill him?... Did my punch destroy the ring!? ...Is this my blood?
Goki: Oh good, he's alive!
Y/N: Goddamnit.
Vegita: One thing... I wanted ONE THING today!
Piccolo: What about killing Cell?
Vegita: Would you believe me if I said this was more important?
Tien: I'd be shocked otherwise.
Mr. Satan gets up and starts walking back
Reporter: Mr. Satan!... Did you die?? If so, you have officially beaten Jesus' respawn time!
Y/N: Who the fuck is "Jesus"?
Krillin: Don't worry about it.
Reporter: Can you tell us what happened out there!?
Mr. Satan: Magnets...
Reporter: How does that work?
Mr. Satan: They put magnets under the ring, the tiles, and uhh... When I went for my punch, I must'a- they must'a- turned it on and I went flyin cuz of all the iron in my blood, cuz I eat muh spinach.
Y/N: That makes no sense.
Cell: Alright, now that the back of my hand is all warmed up, who's first?
Goki: Guys, don't freak out. Mr. Satan may have lost, but you've got another World Champion right here!
Tien: Technically, we have two.
Goki: Yeah, but I beat you, so does it still count?
Tien: Of course it does!
Vegita: Does it though, Triclops?
Tien: And how many tournaments have you won?
Vegita: I dunno; how many PLANETS have you blown up?
Tien: None. How many "Goki's" have you beaten?
Y/N: Got you there Vegita.
Vegita: Shut up!
Goki: Can I fight now?
Vegita/Tien: YES!
Y/N: No.
Goki: Wha-
Y/N: I want my rematch.
Goki: Aw come on! Just let me fight him for a little! All of you have at least seen him in action! I was in the chamber with Gohan and dying of a heart virus the entire time!
Y/N: I don't care.
Goki: Pleeeeeeease?...
She says with the one thing Y/N can't resist... PUPPY EYES.
Y/N: You- God damn you! Ugh. Fine. You go first.
I know most of you said you want Y/N to fight first but this is the best way to move forward in my opinion.
Goki: Alright!
Y/N: You owe me one!
Goki: What?
Y/N: You'll find out soon enough.
Goki: Ok?
Y/N walks back to the group while using a technique he's been improving called... "Fourth Wall break."
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