(I'm removing Chi Chi from the harem cuz I don't know how I would use her)
Raditz is flying around Earth looking for his sister until his scouter senses a high power level.
Raditz: Oh! A high power level. HEY! YOU! ARE YOU KAKAROTTA? SERIOUSLY, IF YOU ARE, STAY STILL! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT KILLING AND SELLING THIS PLANET! IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT!
Raditz lands in front of Piccolo
Raditz: Oh, wait a second. You're not KAKAROTTA. My bad!
Piccolo: I've got green skin, pointy ears, and a turban. Oh yeah, I must look like SO many other people.
Raditz: Oh a smartass huh? I don't appreciate smartasses. Prepare yourself for my signature attack! Keep your eye on the BIR- Ooh! A higher power level.
He flies up and looks in the direction the power level is coming from.
Piccolo: Hey! What the hell? Weren't you gonna kill me?
Raditz: Ah. There we go. Considering the average set by this one green guy and that farmer, the chances of this being Kakarotta are-...d'ah, screw it I'll just go and check.
He flies towards the power level leaving Piccolo behind.
Piccolo: Fine! Go ahead! I didn't want your company anyway. Right, Tom?
At Kame House
Bulma's ship is landing and she walks in the house.
Bulma: Hey guys!
Krillin: Boobs! I mean- Bulma! Hi.
Bulma: Ooooook. How's it goin?
Roshi: I'm drinking OJ! *DING* Now it's Apple Juice! *DING* Now it's beer! Yay, beer!
Krillin: So where's Yamcha?
Bulma: I think the bastard's cheating on me!
Krillin: Why do you say that?
Flashback
Yamcha: BULMA! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LI- Oh ok, it's totally what it looks like. Can I still live here? Please? Before this, I was living in the desert. Oh, and have you changed Puar's litter box yet?
Puar: I make boom-boom!
Flashback end
Krillin: Oh are you serious? Yamcha? Oh, that's so out of char- So you're single then?
Then Goki arrives
Goki: Hey, guys!
Bulma: Goki!
Krillin: Tail- uh wait what?
Goki: Hehe!
Bulma: Uh, Goki? I can't help but notice that five-year-old you're carrying.
Krillin: Goki, just because we picked you up in the middle of the woods when you were a kid doesn't mean you can go around stealing children.
Goki: Uh, ok... This is actually my son.
DRAMATIC STING
M. Night Shyamalan: What a twist!
Bulma: Oh wow! I guess this means you finally... you know...
Goki: Know what?
Roshi: You know... "bow-chicka-wow-wow"...
Goki: What're those noises you're makin?
Roshi/Bulma: 'Oh my GOD, he's a parent!'
Krillin: So when's the little guy gonna start training?
Goki: Actually, Chi Chi is making him Study. She wants him to grow up and be... what's it called?
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The last male Saiyan (sort of) (Male Reader X Dragon Ball Harem)
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