Vegita: Alright, are you ready for this?
Goki: You bet I am! But first, why don't we take this battle somewhere else?
Vegita: Why what's wrong with here?
Goki: I don't know. Something about it just doesn't feel right.
Vegita: Well, it is a little corpse-y.
They fly off to a different area
Goki: This is it!
Vegita: Ah, yes. A perfect place to mark your grave.
Goki: Listen. We don't have to do this, you know. If you leave now and promise to never come back, I'll let you go. And we can stop this meaningless bloodshed.
Y/N: Great speech Goki! But that won't work on her.
Vegita: Why are you here?
Y/N: I wanted to watch the fight.
Vegita: Whatever. Where's your Saiyan pride Kakarotta? We are proud warriors, bred to fight and conquer! This planet made you soft.
Goki: Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry-
Vegita: No! I'm not sorry!
Goki:... Are you absolutely sure you-
Vegita: Yes! I am entirely sure!
Y/N: Technically she doesn't have to be sorry, seeing as I killed all of em.
Goki: I didn't ask you!
Y/N: I was just stating facts man
Vegita: I'm going to obliterate you and the rest of this planet myself with my own two-
Goki: Kaio-ken!!
Y/N/Vegita: Kaio-what?/Kaio-wha-
Goki punched Vegita in the face and punches her in the face multiple times sending her flying. Goki flies towards her but Vegita kicks her off.
Vegita: Ok, not bad... but still nothing compared to me. Now witness the power of a Saiyan elite!
Goki: Elite? What's that mean?
Vegita: It means I'm one of the upper class. A fighter breed! The highest grade of warrior!
Goki: So what's that make him?
Y/N: I don't know.
Vegita: I would consider him high middle class. I'm going to start beating you now. I don't know whe I'll stop.
Goki: Hopefully before I get home and tell Chi Chi to make dinner. I should've told Gohan to tell her.
Gohan: I can go now
Goki: Why're you still here?
Gohan: I was hanging out with Mr. Y/N
Goki: Didn't he try to kill you about 10 minutes ago?
Y/N: Water under the bridge.
Vegita: STOP IGNORING ME!
She hits Goki with a headbutt and then sends her down with an elbow
Vegita: Ha! What's wrong Kakarotta? Can't keep up!?
She throws a ki blast down at Goki, destroying the mountain and causing some of Goki's gi to burn off.
Y/N: How convenient that her bra didn't get burned off.
Vegita: I told you Kakarotta. There's no way you can measure up to an elite like me! You're fighting a losing battle here! You may as well just surrender this pathetic planet now and-
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The last male Saiyan (sort of) (Male Reader X Dragon Ball Harem)
FanfictionY/N. A Saiyan with unbelievable potential. He was sent off Planet Vegeta because King Vegeta was afraid that if he lost control Planet Vegeta and the Saiyan's would be done for. When he becomes an adult he gets found by Vegita and her crew. (Y/N wi...
