Since I don't feel like writing a "Perfect Cell" every time he talks I'm just gonna keep saying "Cell"
Everyone watches on as they see Cell throw punches at the air to test out his speed.
Cell: So, who's first?
Krillin: GIVE HER BACK!
He throws a Destructo Disk at Cell's neck but it doesn't faze him.
Cell: Ah... a volunteer.
He kicks Krillin so hard that his neck is probably broken and he goes flying through a mountain.
Trunks: Krillin! Are you ok!?
Krillin makes a high pitched squealing sound because his neck is probably broken.
Trunks: Do you need a Senzu Bean!?
The noise keeps going.
Trunks: You're right, that is a stupid question.
She flies over and Cell throws a few more punches at the air then looks over to 16.
Cell: Hey!
16: Hello.
Cell: So, are we cool?
16: You ate my family!
Cell: Hey, don't lose your head!
Foreshadowing.
Cell: They were my family too.
Vegita flies over and lands.
Vegita: You broke the bald one's neck. I wanted to do that a while ago.
Cell: What is that on my head? Would you call it a crown? 16, would you call this a crown?
16: I hate you.
Cell: We'll call it a crown.
Over where Krillin is. He got up after eating a Senzu Bean.
Trunks: Oh good, the Senzu worked. You know it's too bad you don't have Saiyan biology. At this point you'd probably be unstoppable.
Krillin: I know right!? Also, Vegita's gonna die.
Trunks: What? How do you-
Krillin: Trunks, do you have ANY idea how many times I've been hit by someone stronger than me since I became an adult?
Trunks: How would I know that?
Krillin: Everytime! Barring your mother and Chi Chi, literally. Every. Time!
Trunks: And?
Krillin: And I know when someone's holding back... Trunks.
Trunks: ...Ok, I can explain.
Krillin: I don't think you can.
Back to Cell.
Vegita: Alright, "Perfect" Cell...
Cell: Mmh, love the ring to that...
Vegita: I'm going to enjoy beating you within an inch of your life for what you did to Y/N.
Deep down she knows that she can't beat him. But she's still gonna distract him until Y/N gets up. She also doesn't want Cell to know that she's a little afraid right now.
ShyGuy: Now, some of you may not like that Vegita's not her cocky self. But. This is my story. She'll get her cocky personality back at some point.
Cell: Aaand time's up. Princess, while there's absolutely nothing I'd rather do than stand here and listen to you bluster at me til the heat death of the universe... I literally have a million better things to do. So here's the deal: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
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