We see everyone in Bulma's ship on their way to the tournament.
Bulma: Is everyone ready?
Y/N: I'm ready to kick everyone's ass, I know that much.
Vegita: Ha! In your dreams!
Goki: Yeah! You don't know how much stronger me and Vegita got!
Y/N: Sure like you two can beat me.
Krillin: I'll just be lucky enough to get a few wins...
Yamcha: I'm not competing.
Y/N: Really? Why?
Yamcha: I'd just embarrass myself.
Y/N: Alright then.
Gohan: Hey guys? Could we go without being Super Saiyan's for the tournament?
Y/N: Why not?
Bulma: Think about it. You guys were on TV during the "Cell Games". They might recognize you. And if you turned Super Saiyan, they'd know instantly!
Gohan: Yeah... then the media would start hounding us...
Y/N: And we can just kill the media.
Vegita: I agree.
Goki: No. You guys can't just kill innocent people.
Y/N: And who's gonna stop me?
Goki just gives puppy eyes and that shuts Y/N's whole argument down.
Y/N: Damn you...
Vegita: Fine. Whatever. If nobody's a Super Saiyan, we'll all be on equal terms. I'll still have the upper hand.
Y/N: When are you gonna stop living in your own world and wake up to reality?
Raditz: I hope you know that you're gonna run my fade, Y/N.
Y/N: What'd I do?
Raditz: You fucked my sister, dude.
Y/N: Chill with the cussing dude. Not in front of your nephew.
Skip to at the tournament
Y/N: This is one hell of a crowd.
Everyone hears people screaming that Hercule's here. They all turn to see him there.
Krillin: Hercule, huh? Hehe... "The hero who saved the world."
Y/N: I'm going to kill-
Goki: What?
Y/N: -beat him in a fair fight.
Reporter: Welcome, Hercule!! What are your chances this year!?
Hercule: Hahaha!! Oh, I'd say I have a 120% chance of winning!!
Reporter: Your daughter is competing, too! Did you get your hair cut as part of a training regimen!?
Videl: Oh, shut up.
Y/N: Hey, Gohan.
Gohan: Yeah Dad?
Y/N: I forgot to ask. Why in the hell are you wearing that goofy ass outfit?
Gohan: Hey! This outfit is to hide my identity!
Y/N: You don't see any of us "hiding our identity".
Gohan: That's because you guys don't go to school.
Y/N: Excuses.
Piccolo: Hey, we gotta register, or the door will close.
Everyone gets signed in, but when Goten goes up he gets told he has to be in the youth division.
Goten: What!? Youth Division!? That's lame!
Y/N: Hey, look on the bright side. You get to win your very first tournament.
Goten: Oh yeah. I guess so.
Everyone walks off to the preliminary section. They get shown to the locker rooms and everyone gets changed. (Y/N's wearing the outfit that's on the title)
Outside:
"Your attention please! The preliminaries are about to begin! There are 194 participants in this year's Adult Division! Only 16 people may actually compete. Standing champion Hercule is automatically seated, leaving 15 to be selected. We'll be using the punch machine to ensure fairness. The highest scorers will continue to the competition."
Y/N: A punch machine?
"We'll have champion Hercule give us an example! Hercule, come in, please!"
He comes out and everyone cheers. He walks up to the machine and punches it as hard as he can.
"137 POINTS!!! INCREDIBLE!"
Hercule: Best of luck to you all!! I hope one of you can make me sweat!! Haha!
Y/N: How bout instead of sweating I make you bleed.
He says quietly so that nobody hears him
"Everyone please take a number and line up at the punch machine! All the kiddies in the youth division, over here please!"
Everyone lines up and starts punching. The randoms get doodoo numbers while the main cast is still waiting.
Vegita: This is stupid.
Y/N: I know.
"Next, number 84!"
18 steps up to hit
"Hey, a chick!"
"She's hot! I wanna be the one to fight her!"
Krillin: Hey, don't hit too hard or you'll break the machine!
18: I know.
She lightly hits it and gets...
"...774...points? W-we must have a malfunction! Stand by!"
Krillin: I told you to be careful!
18: Oh, stuff it. It's hard to control.
"...It seems fixed. Try again."
She hits again
"...203 points..."
Krillin hits next
"...Number 85, 192 points..."
Goki hits next
"Number 86, 186 points..."
Piccolo.
"Number 87... 210 points!? This thing's obviously broken! We need a new punch machine!"
They bring in a new machine and Vegita hits next
"Number 88... 215 points..."
I made that number up.
And finally, the main ningen himself, Y/N steps up. He throws a light jab and completely destroys the machine. And everyone looks like this:
Hope you all enjoyed the first part after a month. And I'll see you all next time.
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