The Rules of Living with the Avengers

41. Don't tell the Avengers about dating Loki until you're married or something.

"Good morning!" I yell as I skip into Tony's bedroom, grinning. He groans and buries his head in his pillow. Clint is laid next to him, looking green, so I assume they got drunk last night. "How's Asgard been for you? It's been delightful for me!"

"Go away," Tony mutters.

"What's that? You'll have to speak up!" I shout. I duck and the pillow that was thrown my way goes straight over my head. "We've got a big big day!"

"Ah! Steve!" Someone yells and Bucky sits up. I jump, having just noticed him on the floor. "I promised him I'd have breakfast with him."

"Why do you have no pants on?" I raise an eyebrow but he seems unashamed, moving slowly to fetch them. Thankfully he's still wearing underwear.

"What happens in Asgard, stays in-OW!" Clint screeches and falls off the bed. Natasha is beside me, a pile of toast in her hands.

"It was toast, Barton. Don't be a wimp," she glares at him. "I thought you promised not to drink while I was pregnant."

"I didn't drink that mush. I mean that mush. Mush. Mu-" Clint frowns.

"Asgardian alcohol makes you slur on some words if you've been excessively drinking," Natasha says.

"That's so unfair," Clint mutters.

Thor comes skipping in, seeming as equally happy as I am. "Good morning, friends! How are you all? How are your hangovers?"

"Ooh!" I squeal before he can go on. "While most of you are all here, I have an announcement. Me and Loki...are going out!"

"Going out where?"

"Tony, you idiot," Natasha face-palms.

"What? Has she already told us where? Ellie, where are you going?"

"I'm dating Loki."

"You're...don't...Loki?" Tony looks mad. Oops. "That son of a bitch!"

"Language!" Steve says as he comes into the room.

"Loki and Ellie are dating."

"Son of a bitch!" Steve looks even more mad. "Why? How? When?"

"He's hot. We kissed. Last night," I say nervously. Then to my horror, Loki walks in, smiling.

"I hope you all have had a pleasant sl-why is everyone staring?"

"Tony?" Steve glances over at him and Tony nods. I step back, trying to warn Loki with mysterious glances but he just looks confused.

"Are you okay, darling?" He asks. "I mean, not darling, uh, Ellie."

"They know," I say. Loki turns pale and runs. Steve and Tony chase him. I start to laugh as I follow them, dragging Bucky along with me. "Run, Loki, run!" I yell and me and Bucky are laughing even more.

Then we turn a corner and see Bruce stumbling out of his bedroom. "What's with all the yelling and running?" He asks sleepily.

"Uh, I'm sort of dating Loki?"

"You're what?" He starts to grow, eyes flashing green, and we start backing away slowly. We bump into someone and I turn round to see Loki.

"I evaded them, darling. Would you-oh, crap!"

The Hulk roars and Loki starts to run.

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