The Rules of Living with the Avengers

45. Don't go to Comic Con Part 3

"What's with the crowds?" Clint frowned. "I thought you said that since it's the last hour of the last day it would be quiet."

"This is quiet!" I exclaim. "And who cares about crowds? We're going to meet Jude Law."

"We're going to what?" Tony suddenly looks pale. "Um, I don't think we should. I've heard he's horrible in real life. A horrible human being. Yep. That's why we shouldn't-"

"Can tickets 221 to 230 please come in?" The security guard calls.

"Oh that's us!" I grin. "Calm down, Tony, I'm sure that he'll be really nice."

"Why are we going to see him?"

"Because," I scowl, "I want to. He was amazing in Spy and Grand Budapest Hotel and-"

"Alright, alright," Tony says as we walk into the room. Natasha looks suspiciously at him but doesn't say anything. As soon as Jude sees us, his jaw drops open.

"Robert?"

"Oh crap. You remember me. Great. Hi," Tony says.

"Remembers you? What-" you trail off. "Are you friends with Jude Law and didn't tell me? Son of a-"

"We worked together on a film," Jude explains. We all stare at him. "Robert here - well, Robert was his alias - was Sherlock and I was Watson. He's a very talented actor. Obviously drama school paid off-"

"Shut up. Shut up. Shut up," Tony mutters.

"Oh my God," I grin and clap my hands together. "I'm so going to use this against you."

"No," Tony says. "You won't. Because I have blackmail of my own. Remember the 28th of December? The Queue Incident?"

"Oh. Damn." I sigh. "Okay, we're going home now. Clint, mention this to anyone and I'll burn all of your Hunger Games merchandise."

"Not including the-"

"Including the signed poster of Jennifer Lawrence."

"You wouldn't dare!"

"I would."

"But she calls me her best friend Clint on that..."

28th December : The Queue Incident

I put my empty chocolate bar wrapper in the bin then look up at the queue in front of me. I hate them but I don't like using Avengers privileges to get through. Then I feel a sneeze coming on. I try to stop myself but it's too late... "AHHHHH-CHOOOO!" I screech. The man in front of me jumps and screams, causing the woman in front of him to fall over, screaming. Then it's like a domino effect with everyone falling and screaming. I just stand there. Then I see Tony staring from across the road. Uh oh.