𝗰𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 彡 𝐭.𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐚 (𝗿𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘃𝗲𝗿.)

⤷ 01,, cat facts

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you
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about CATS! Everytime you
text you will receive a
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who the hell is this

you
Did you know that cats have
more bones than humans
have? Cats have 230 bones,
while humans only have 206.
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CANCEL

you
Sorry. Command was not
recognized.

Cats make very little noise
when they walk around. The
thick and soft pads on their
paws allow them to sneak up
on their prey— or even you!
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i just fucking did

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Cats have up to 100 different
vocalizations while dogs only
have 10. Haha, but this is not a
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so that doesn't concern us cat
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are you fucking dumb

can you just shut the fuck
up and leave me alone

you
Cats like to sleep on things
that smell like their owners,
such as their pillows and
dirty laundry (weird!). <To
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Cats often attack your ankles
when they're bored, so don't
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Your favourite animal is the
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i don't have a favourite
animal

you
INCORRECT.

The correct answer was:
Your favourite animal is the
cat. We can't prove you are
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If you can't find your cat,
you should look in a box or
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT UP

you
Cats can drink sea water in
order to survive. (In case you
are wondering, we humans can
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Cats dream, just like people
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Your favourite animal is the
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cat

you
INCORRECT.

The correct answer was: Your
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answer was: Your favourite
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OH MY GOD

can you please shut the
hell up

i've had a rough day and
this is not fucking helping

you
lol i'm surprised you haven't
blocked me by now🤠✌🏼

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fuck

you are human ?!

piss off

you
lol i'm so sorry💀

it was a dare from one of
my stupid friends

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how fucking old are you,
freaking twelve?

it's not funny .

you
it was kinda funny lol

i got you, don't lie😋

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go fuck yourself

you
okay😁
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thanks^.^
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will do <3
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ohh are you leaving me on
read now?🥲
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bye then💔
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author's note~

hello sweet readers and welcome to the rebooted version of cat facts 🫶 the first few chapters will probably be quite the same since they were just texting chapters, but i am rewriting it and changing the layout a bit so i hope that's okay!

started from the bottom iiiiiii made it mine, saw the liiiiight, i felt divine 끊임없이 iiiii make it mine, never die. ITEM ITEM i ate them pac-man ITEM ITEM i ate them all, game set (sorry item - skz is such a bop)