𝗰𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 彡 𝐭.𝐤𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐚 (𝗿𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘃𝗲𝗿.)

⤷ 07,, adopted

bitchass😐
[ 1.58 am ]

notmyfriend
did you know that cats only meow
as a way to communicate with
humans??

isn't that fucking cool

oh and !! cats can recognize your
voice, so they do know who you
are when you talk to them🥺🥺

bitchass😐
uhh

i don't care ??

like i said before, i don't wanna be
friends with you

i have no intention to be friends
so can you kindly fuck off and
leave me alone?

especially with your cat facts
that i don't care about

notmyfriend
but

...

the cats

what about the cats🥺

bitchass😐
i couldn't give a shit about the
cats

notmyfriend
i smell lies

bitchass😐
ok

notmyfriend
are you a cat or dog person

bitchass😐
...

notmyfriend
come on

do tell me, my dear friend

bitchass😐
we are not friends

notmyfriend
spill your secret

bitchass😐
...

notmyfriend
yeah? spill it, darling

bitchass😐
i'm a cat person

notmyfriend
I KNEW IT

that's why it hurt you so much
when your friends cat scratched
your face

bitchass😐
don't call me out like that

ur not good at making friends,
are you?

notmyfriend
no :((

is it that obvious?

bitchass😐
kinda

notmyfriend
my friends kinda adopted me i
guess

they're second years lolzies

but me and a few of my friends are
childhood besties cuz our moms and
dads were friends so we kinda had to
be friends too

and we still are

bitchass😐
congratulations

i didn't ask

and i don't care

notmyfriend
no but i'm trying here

just give me some credit for
trying🥴

bitchass😐
i'm not interested

how hard is that to understand

notmyfriend
very hard

bitchass😐
i'm still not interested

notmyfriend
OH COME ON

this is not fun anymore

no one likes it when you keep
saying that you don't wanna be
friends >:(

bitchass😐
where the fuck are you talking
about ??

woman just leave me alone

dammit

i don't have time for this

notmyfriend
then when do you have time to
text me

i want new friends

bitchass😐
like i said

i'm not interested

and never, i'm a busy kid trying
to balance sports and school ok

i have no time for this nonsense
cause i have to beat people

notmyfriend
UR BEATING PEOPLE UP???

what kind of person are you😳

i like it, it's kinda hot🤭

bitchass😐
beat them in sports, idiot

you're so weird wtf

notmyfriend
oh

what sport do you play???

are you in high school???

omg fun i am also busy with after
school activities🤩🤩

we look so much alike i can feel
us bonding already

bitchass😐
volleyball

yes i'm in high school, first year

and we are not bonding. i'm just
hoping i bore you enough so you
leave me the fuck alone

notmyfriend
ME TOO

omg i also do volleyball

well

actually i do not cuz i'm not a player
lol my friends made me the manager
of their team like, yesterday

bitchass😐
that's rough buddy

notmyfriend
are you quoting—

bitchass😐
zuko from avatar the last
airbender

notmyfriend
marry me pls

bitchass😐
eh wtf?

i'm too young to marry

and ur supposed to like someone
to marry them, and hate to break
it to you (i don't) but i don't like
you😊

notmyfriend
ur so boring

bitchass😐
no i just make sense

leave me alone😁

notmyfriend
FINE

so you don't want cat facts?

bitchass😐
no

notmyfriend
*sigh*

ok then, no more facts for you

bitchass😐
sweet, thanks

notmyfriend
...
seen

that's sad :(
seen

i really thought we were bonding
for once 💔💔
seen

*ੈ ✰ ‧₊˚ﾟ

author's note~

work was so draining im exhausted but oh well