Geeky Turn On!

TGIF

 Friday! Yeah, boyos! It's Friday, at last! And ya know what that means? It means I'm getting LAID, yo! YYYEEEAAAAAAHHH!

I did EVERYTHING right today. I showered, I shaved my hoo hah, I made sure my butt was nice and clean, shaved my legs, AND I put on my BEST underwear! I mean yeah, my best underwear is a Pokeball bra and Pokemon panties, but... but hey! She likes Pokemon, too! Sooo, it's not bad, right? I mean I know black underwear's the type you wear for when you're getting laid, but...you know, I ain't got any.

I put on my Tifa tank top, my Summer shorts, and my shoes. Huh, maybe I SHOULD probably invest in a second pair; maybe a pair of sexy high heels! Yeah! And a black dress to go with them! Man, I'd look sooo SEXY in that! Sexy AND mature!

So I step out of my basement/room all dolled up, all hyped up and feeling myself, when I ran into my little brother.

"Hey sis," he said to me. "No class today; Professors called in hungover."

"All of 'em?" I asked, incredulous.

"Well, one of them was hungover," he said. "I think the other one was still drinking, and the third professor was out smoking weed, I think."

"Yeah, college rules," I said, grinning. "You can literally have a day off just because your professors had one too many the previous night."

"Yeah," he said as he leaned against the wall. "So where you off to?"

"I'm gonna go see my girlfriend!" I proudly said. Then he started laughing.

"You?" He asked, laughing still. "YOU have a girlfriend?"

"Jealous that I got one before you did?" I asked, smiling to myself.

"Sis, you're thirty four and I'm eighteen," he said. "If I got a girl before you did, that'd be embarrassing for you!"

"Yeah yeah," I said rolling my eyes. "So what're you doing here?"

"Dirty laundry," he said as he pointed to his bag of laundry that he fully expected Sarah to clean for him.

"Learn to do laundry," I said as I scoffed at him.

"You do YOUR laundry?" He asked. Touché, kid. Touché.

"It doesn't matter right now," I said as I made my way to the door. "I'm off to see my girl!"

"Where are you two going?" He asked.

"Her place!" I said with full enthusiasm as I walked out the door. "She and I are gonna have sexy times!"

"I could have lived a long, happy life not knowing that!!!" He yelled at me. And so I left home and walked down the street. April lived just three blocks away from me; not that far. Ya know what song goes GREAT in moments like this? I'm Coming Out by Diana Ross. In fact, that's the song I used to prep myself as I chose to come out of the closet back when I was twenty two. 'Course by then Dad, Sarah, Gabe, and Todd knew I was gay; only Jolie didn't know.

Then Jolie told me she knew already! Apparently she saw me making out with my then...well, girl I simped for. Apparently she was cool with me being gay, but she told me she appreciated the fact that I came out to her. I think that made us better friends, honestly.

After like twenty five minutes of walking, I finally made it to April's home. I gulped; my palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. Luckily I didn't wear a sweater to puke Sarah's spaghetti onto.

That's a joke.

After psyching myself out, I walked up to the door and rang the bell. Immediately the door burst open; a hang grabbed me, pulled me inside, and I was suddenly receiving a flurry of kisses!

"Honey bun!" April exclaimed. She was wearing a pink tube top, denim shorts, white socks, and nothing else. "Are you ready for me?"

"Hell yeah," I said between kisses. She dragged me to her room; a whole pink fest with shelves and drawers filled with My Little Pony figurines. Our kisses soon became a full make-out session; she grabbed my left boob and I-

RELAX-O-VISION

A kitten eats a bowl of kitten kibble out of a pink bowl. She looks around, her big, blue eyes surveying the kitchen she finds herself in. She then continues digging into the kibble, her orange tail raised. Once she is done, she walks towards her tiny water bowl and begins taking some sips of water. A few drops fall on her tiny paws, so she shakes them off.

END RELAX-O-VISION

"Wow," I said, panting. "That was honestly the best I ever had."

"Me too," she grinned as we both laid in bed, naked and sweating like crazy. We made love for like a good while; I NEEDED a glass of water!

"You mind if I grab a glass of water?" I asked, panting a little.

"OK, but hurry back," she said, kissing me. "I'm craving a round two!"

"Oh, you like me!" I said, giggling.

"I like you a lot!" She said as she caressed me. It took a LOT of willpower, but I had to get up. I was dying of thirst!

I decided to put on my panties; April told me her parents were out of town for the weekend and her little brother was out. I sighed in relief and checked the time; four in the afternoon. Right now, The Phantom Menace ought to be finishing up over at Gatekeeper. Well, I missed out on the movie, but I got laid, so no biggie.

I made it to the kitchen, grabbed a glass of water, and began to drink. I looked around and saw a family picture. April stood out with her pink hair; the rest of the family was typically WASPy. A dad in a suit and tie, a Mom in a fifties sundress, and...wait...

I knew that face. It was the face of my Yu-Gi-Oh rival, Ricky Mann. AKA, High School! In that moment, someone entered the house via the kitchen!

"Sis, I'm back!" High School said as he entered the house. "Come on, Mom told you to-"

That's when he noticed me. That's when he noticed I was topless. That's when all the color vanished from his face. That's when he just fainted.

"DAMN!" I heard April yell out. "Honey, I'm sorry, but I need you to go! My family doesn't know about, well, my interest in the fairer sex..."

"Gotcha," I said as I raced to her bedroom, grabbing my clothes and putting them on as fast as I can. I made sure to have EVERYTHING before I left. "Hey, don't worry about it, OK? I know what it's like to be in the closet."

"Love you!" She said as she blew me a kiss. And with that, I BOLTED right out the door!

Well, not the finale I wanted, but hey, I got laid! I got laid, YES!!! WOOO-HOOOO!!!

Oh, if I hurried, I could head on down to Gatekeeper and catch Attack of the Clones! Sex in the afternoon followed by some Star Wars; life doesn't get any better!