Geeky Turn On!

Minna no Kimochi

Soooo last night I had sex with literally the girl of my dreams. For a brief moment I thought I was dreaming, but when I woke up and saw her beside me, I knew it was real. The most beautiful woman ever, and I got her.

I did it. I won the game of life. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I hopped onto my computer, making sure not to wake Paige up. I booted League of Legends because, well, I HAD to tell DragonLord666 about this!

"Hey," I heard Paige behind me. "You play League?"

"Casually," I said, chuckling. "I mostly just play with my friend; we've been playing together for a decade, now. I was just giving him the latest update in my life."

"Sweet," she said as she put on her clothes. We took a break last night from the sex so we could get them back from the drier. "I play League, too; what's your gamer tag?"

"It's XxtopdawgxX," I said. "Yours?"

She suddenly looked shocked; her eyes widened, her mouth was agape. "Uhhh....DragonLord666."

What.

"Y-y-you're DragonLord666?" I asked, shocked. "B-b-b-but...I thought you were a guy!"

"I thought YOU were a guy!" She exclaimed.

And then we both started laughing our butts off.

"So, uh, what were you gonna tell me?" She asked, chuckling still.

"Just that I totally scored with the hottest woman on the planet," I said, laughing. "What about you? Do anything interesting last night?"

"Not a lot," she said, shrugging. "But I kissed a girl, and I liked it. And then we did WAY more, and I liked it a lot!"

We laughed again.

"Soooo, what are we now?" I asked.

"I think," she said, then she smiled mischievously. "We're girlfriends now."

"I like that," I said, and we kissed.

Girlfriend. Paige is my girlfriend now. CAN LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?

We went upstairs where Dad, Sarah, and Kevin were already eating...lunch? How long were me and Paige asleep?

"Ehhh," I sheepishly began. That's when I noticed their eyes were drifting to Paige, who looked embarrassed. "Mom, Dad, Kevin, this is Paige...she's my girlfriend."

Dad smiled and nodded. "Nice to finally meet you, Paige."

Sarah walked up to us and hugged us both. "I'm so happy for you both!"

Then Kevin waved at Paige and said "Hey, good to see you again."

"It's lovely to meet you all," she said, blushing. "Good to see you again, too, Kevin."

"Have some lunch with us!" Sarah said as she dragged us both to the table, sat us down, and served us lunch.

During lunch, Sarah was going nuts asking Paige all manner of questions; what she liked, how we met, how long we'd been dating, etc. Paige was a little shy at first, but over time she became more confident.

After lunch, Sarah took me aside while Paige and Dad talked.

"So, I already love her," said Sarah. "Congratulations, sweetie; do your best to keep her, OK?"

"I will, Mom," I said, and then we hugged. That's when I received a message from Gabe.

"Casual Yu-Gi-Oh draft game today at Gatekeeper," he wrote. I smiled