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Acutal sys quotes

Sometimes being a system is disassociating into another plane of existence. Sometimes is hearing weird shit from the headspace while you're in the front. So here's my collection of shit I've heard people say over the course of several months.

Ahk: what's a good Crystal for banishing negativity?
Hypnos: any if you throw it hard enough.

Adricat: dad dad dad dad dad
L: oh my- yes?
Adricat: can I please have the last finger bun
L: ... fine
Adrien: HA SUCK IT LUKA
Luka: NOT FAIR HES YOUR DAD OF COURSE HE'D LET YOU

Des (about that stalker): bitch can't even leave comments off anon, they'd be beaten to death by general Pompey's troops for being a coward on the battle field in ancient Rome.
Adricat: that was the most oddly specific yet powerful insult I've ever heard.

Ahk (imitating Jedediah's accent): this town ain't big enough for the two of us partner, y'all are gone let me front or I'm puttin a snake in yer chaps

Zagreus, after reading up on how he and Hyp were worshiped back in Ancient Greece: your followers are so sweet. One of the prayers calls you 'soft-eyed' that's the sweetest fucking thing I've ever read.
Hypnos: what did yours do?
Zagreus: blood sacrifices
(Me, hearing that from the front: AYO??)

Frankie: don't touch me right now, I'll electorate you.

Also Frankie: I lost my hand guys, help.
Lo: you LOST your hand? How the fu-

Luka: Hypnos did you and Thanatos have that twin telepathy™️?
Hypnos: yep. Although quite literally I could see his dreams.
Luka: damn, Juels and I could only pick up on each others vibes.

Damien, co-fronting: *sees some spicy black butler fanart* oof daddy.
L: stop being horny for two seconds please
Damien: I will fuck you and your loved ones

Luka: I'm feeling that 2014 tumblr grunge energy right now. Let me front so I can listen to sweater weather and gaze longingly out the window

Adricat: where's Aries? Haven't seen them in a while.
Des: it's winter you really think they'll be anywhere near the front?
Damien: they're probably at the beach dramatically gazing out at the ocean with their lack of tits out
(They were)

Frankie: Ahk if we ever split a Cleo you think you'd get along with her?
Ahk: that's my daughter I'm adopting her
Frankie: you're 20, me and Cleo are 16
Ahk: technically I'm 3000 so it still counts.

L: Ahk can you chill with the Jedtavius before we split them? We do NOT need anymore introjects
Ahk: I do not control the hyperfixation L

Luka, to Damien: not gonna lie, when I first saw you I almost had a heart attack because you have the same hair as my sister and for a second I thought she split too and had the AUDACITY to form taller than me.

Adricat: OMG WAIT DAD YOU DIED IN CANON AND NOW YOU'RE IN A SYSTEM YOU'RE AN ISEKAI
L: ... oh good god you're right.

L: somnia has shit to do so you all better be quiet
Literally everyone: *starts yelling*
L: why do I bother

*silent in the headspace for hours*
Adricat: HI, IM A SHOUTY MAN-
Me, in the front: JESUS FUCKI- CAT-
Adricat: *laughing his ass off*
Me: DON'T JUMP SCARE ME WITH HORRIBLE HISTORIES QUOTES

Zag, being hugged by Hypnos: why are you so tall?
Hypnos, literally like 6.8": so I can toss you around like a rag doll.

Zag: HEY I am a TWUNK get it right.

Frankie, about their source: I kinda don't care who they pair me up with tbh, but that two pack of me and Deuce got me thinking T4T thoughts.
Luka: Deuce is trans?
Frankie: I mean they never say it but in most accounts of mythology only female gorgons have snake hair, so technically he'd be trans or intersex
Luka: ... wait you're right what the fu-

Zagreus: hey is pipe cleaner ok? (Our ferret)
Cat: oh yeah he's fine, must have just had a bit of a tummy ache or something he's back to normal.
Zagreus: climbing up our legs and onto our head again?
Cat: yep, stuck his nose in our ears and everything

Damien: hey L if you were a girl how big would your tits be?
L: squish-able
Damien: respect.
Note** Damien is gay, he likes men, no idea why he was thinking about tits.

L: Zachiera put some clothes on
Damien: no let him walk around half naked I want to see
Zaciera: Damien you're a damn whore. I am going to stay half naked though...

Hypnos: hey can you tuck in Blåhaj for me?
Me: *tucks in ikea shark*
Hypnos: thanks I was gonna scream if he wasn't warm

Cat, who'd just been in the front watching his own show: LUKA, SHOES ON THE BED- REALLY?
Luka: wha??
Cat: in the latest episode you were wearing SHOES ON THE BED ARE YOU INSANE-
Luka: babe the animators probably just couldn't be bothered to take them off my model, as if I'd wear shoes on the bed I'm not a monster.
Cat: good... I'd literally break up with you if you wore shoes on the bed

L, after Prismo drank some of his ramune: how dare you 2D man you don't even have organs.

Des: which one of you has memories of the primary school era again?
*several people speak up*
Des: Our OLD primary school.
*silence*
Des: ... great. More blocked memories to work though. I feel like them rainbow brain bitches from inside out.

L: *silently working in the headspace*
Prismo appearing in on the wall behind him: sup
L: soN OF A BITCH DON'T SCARE ME

Me: Ahk I know you're exited you found sourcemates and want to talk to them but we NEED to get shit done
Ahk, hogging the front: back off I'm talking to my jackals I'll make them squash you
Me: from America? Sure buddy.
Ahk: shit... I'll do... I'll do something to you

Cat: hey who's [redacted]? I just remembered some birthday party we had as a kid? Or maybe we went to a birthday party and [redacted] was there?
Me: ...
L: ...
Cat: I am suddenly very uncomfortable with the energy I have created in the headspace today.
(Context: redacted is a horrific bully we had in primary school. Something we'd rather have the soothers not remember)

Lo: I'm the only girl in this system which makes me a special little princess and you all have to treat me like royalty.
Ahk: I AM royalty thank you
Zagreus: same. I'll treat you like any other alter kid
Lo: I'm SPECIAL-

Zacierea: where's doom? Haven't seen him in a while.
Doom, literally right behind him but so quiet no one noticed: suffering
Zaciera, jumping out of his skin: Jesus CHRIST-

Ahk: does anyone know where that cat toy you put your pyjamas inside is?
Me: oh my gods yeah I remember that. Whatever happened to it?
Des: I think it's at mums house
All of us: ...
Hypnos: don't bring up mummy issues right now I'm still working on my source mummy issues...
L: at least you guys HAD mums
Luka: JESUS CHRIST can we all be happy for once?

*it's silent for hours*
Damien: who the FUCK is singing Hannah Montana so loud?
Me, in the front: ????

Those are some highlights. People really like to jump scare each other in this system. We also made a pronouns.cc page that allows you to see the the basic details of everyone in the system. The link is in the carrd in our bio if you wanna read it.

That's all for now, just wanted to share these.