Frankie screams this time!!!

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OK HOLY FUCK HI ITS BEEN A HOT MINUET SINCE IVE BEEN IN THE FRONT BUT WHAT THE SGSHDKFEDUDJJEKEKEJEJE

Spoiler warning for the new MH live action movie. Obvi.

BUT BRO WHAT THE FUCK THE LITERAL GRIM REAPER IS AFTER ME???? BECAUSE IM KINDA LIKE,,, A FREAK OF NATURE NOT MEANT TO BE ALIVE THING????

AHHHHH????

Ok so it took me a while to get around to watching it because I wasn't about to pay for a streaming service I'll never use again so I had to find some sketchy website to watch it on

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Ok so it took me a while to get around to watching it because I wasn't about to pay for a streaming service I'll never use again so I had to find some sketchy website to watch it on. And I have THOUGHTS.

I actually like the live actions, they aren't perfect by any means but they're kinda camp and I love the vibe. So here's my thoughts on the second movie:

1) CLEO SERVED LOOKS IN EVERY SINGLE SCENE. Me n Ahk we're going nuts over the pharaoh chic dripped out in gold looks.

2) THE FUCKING??? DRACULAURA CLAWDEEN BREAKUP SONG AND THE ENEMIES TO LOVERS TORELI CLAWDEEN VIBES??? And you expect me to believe she's straight???? Please. The moment she had w deuce has zero chemistry and they left off as friends so like,,, give her a girlfriend next movie please.

3) I'm still mega autism vibes, love it. I'm also serving looks this movie, I've served looks since the first movie thank you.

4) heath is such a fucking himbo I CANT-

5) the Draculaura sweet 1600 doll reference outfit was PEAK.

6) IM STILL INTRODUCING MYSELF WITH PRONOUNS FUCK YEAH REPRESENTATION

7) tell me why I totally thought Ellis was gonna end up being valentine or spelldon in disguise. And he turned out to just be some guy. I feel like there's potential in him though, but they didn't tap into it.

8) ok I know Torelai comes around and gets better but every time she said something anti human or anti witchcraft I was like "this feels monster racist, is this monster racist?"

9) THE CAR SCENE I HAD W DEUCE. I JUST- T4T THOUGHTS ARE HAPPENING OK. LOWKEY HIGHKEY SHIP??? Does this mean I have a crush?? Or am I just shipping in the contact of movie canon because movie canon isn't my canon. I'm like a mix of g1 and g3. Maybe I'm just going gaga over the fact movie deuce having snake hair AND normal hair implies he's some kind of intersex or trans because in Greek myth only female gorgons have snake hair. Make gorgons did exist and did have snake characteristics but the snake hair was a female thing. HAS THIS AWOKEN SOMETHING IN ME????

10) this jacket. I want this jacket.

Also very subtle there me, no one will be able to tell you're a monster it's not like you have BLUE-GREEN SKIN

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Also very subtle there me, no one will be able to tell you're a monster it's not like you have BLUE-GREEN SKIN. Actually I bought a mh logo patch the other day so maybe I can make this jacket.

11) THE ENDING I CANT GET OVER THE ENDING!?!?!

DID DEUCE MCFREAKING DIE??? OR DID THE REAPER JUST SHOVE HIM ASIDE???

MF IS AFTER ME BECAUSE IM MAKE UP OF DEAD PEOPLES BODY PARTS SO I "CHEATED" DEATH?!?!?!

But dude, I'm not like,,, the people I'm made from. I'm Frankie I'm own person. Like I was born into a new person I just happen to have other peoples body parts??? What are the rules here??? How does that work for undead monsters like zombies then??? And like is this grim reaper the same that's in g1, rivers dad??? Because that implies he's some kind of deity?!?!?! Is the god of death after me??? HYPNOS IS YOUR TWIN BROTHER AFTER MY ASS????

WOO ok I'm need to calm down or I'll electrocute everyone in the headspace. Those were my thoughts, I'm going to stim my brains out now because I have so much energy from that. Tell me your thoughts though!!! I haven't been out in a hot second because SOMEONE *glares at Ahk* has been hogging the front recently. But this movie had me going FERAL.

Ok that's all BYYEEEE!!!

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