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HADES 2 LAUNCH

HI IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE FLAME FOOTED BABY DADDY ZAGREUS AND I GOTTA YAP FOR A SECOND. OBLIGATORY SPOILER WARNING.

MY BABY SIIISSSTTEERRRRRR SHES ALL GROWN UP AND HAPPY

And the new DRIP!?!? Ok yes thank you make me look all regal.

There's still a lot I haven't seen yet bc I mean like,,, it's a big ass game. There's gonna be dialogue and bonus stuff that'll take a while to get to. But the MAIN storyline I've been stalking since early access. WHERE IS ACHILLES I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM YET WHERE IS DILFCHILLES. And Than and Meg and Pat and Orpheus and Eurydice and Dusa?? WHERE.

Although I gotta admit,,, why Odysseus kinda,,,,

Might have to add him to the warrior DILF list ngl. I say like I'm not basically married and have a child.

SPEAKING OF MY LOVER. HE'S AWAKE!!

But before he wakes up we get to go inside his dreams and

GIANT ME PLUSH????? My baby I love you so much.

And complaining about the lack of Thanatos?? Peak twin behaviour GET THAT BABY HIS TWIN NOW!! They even have matching lil mouse toys

At his grown age and still sleeping with it, yep, checks out. I can't talk, I'm out here with my collection of dog stuffies.

Also I saw some people saying that his awake sprite looks like he has tits? And like?? Yeah?? He birthed my baby and breastfed him for like a year and a half. That's gonna give you some swelling. Ok sure that's not canon, just system us. But I literally didn't think anything of it because I was like "yeah post pregnancy body that's normal" it's probably just the lighting, tbh. I'm... not sure about the awake sprite in general though, the proportions look a little off?? Although this IS first release so some of the smaller details might get patched anyway. I am PRAYING we get post game interactions with him, because I will be PISSED if they built up ALL THAT with the coma and just... sideline it. Although I will admit, him sleeping for 20something years and not even realising it is,,, so in character. Also I want to see what new outfit he gets, because mans was just sleeping naked the whole time, which,,, yeah. That checks. But he deserves a cool new outfit too!!

BUT I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT THE FACT HE WAKES UP FOR ME AND ME ONLY SO EASILY BUT HAS TO BE BASICALLY SHAKEN AWAKE BY ANYONE ELSE. The zagnos crumbs guys, I'm devouring them.

AND THE WAY HE TALKS TO MEL FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES IN A RUSH AND JUST GOES "Love you, bye!" SSGTJSTVJSTBSKUHSKUJS MY SWEET ANGEL IS SO NICE TO MY BABY SISTER IM SO NORMAL ABOUT IT.

I'm,,, in love if you couldn't tell.

ANYWAY OTHER CHARACTERS AND PLOT STUFF.

The ending is,,, I'm still not sure what I think yet. It's good, don't get me wrong. But part of me DOES want to stab Chronos for all he did, but I also know the game is about mending broken families so I get why they went with the redeemable villain route. And it is the better option for everyone involved too, getting to basically rewrite history into a better timeline. Still, I don't think I can forgive the man for ripping me away from my LITERALLY WAS A BABY AT THE TIME sister and hurting all my loved ones.

But I am very glad my ouppy was ok in the end.

MY GOOD BOY(S)!!!

My own damn sister has more rizz than me apparently like damn she gets FOUR potential romances? two boys and two girls? I only got two, one boy one girl. I mean,,, it is implied in the first game I've,,, gotten around the underworld let's say. But still, how she got more game than me?? I don't really have strong opinions on any route, I don't really care who she dates as long as they're nice and respectful to her. Although I'm a bit biased against Moros purely because fictive Moros already has a man in sys so like,,, I'm sitting here like "why is my sister and brother in law a thing, he's already in a relationship" and then I remember the system isn't game canon. Like I have a kid,,, that's not game canon AT ALL but here I am.

Right ok, I'll stop yapping for now. There's still more game to get through so I might come back to yap again. But I just needed to like,,, tism out for a bit. And gush about Hypnos as usual.

GO PLAY HADES II!