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System quotes part 2

I'm having a bit of a writers block rn, hence the really patchy updates. But I don't wanna leave you all with absolutely nothing so here's some more quotes and interactions I've collected from the system over the past few months.

*I'm just minding my business in the front*
L: compensating
Damien: NO MY COCK IS HUGE
Me: ?????

Cat: Lo can I borrow your sailor collar top?
Lo: bro you still haven't given it back from LAST time you borrowed it
Cat: didn't I? I couldn't find it I assumed you had it
Lo: BRO DID YOU LOOSE MY TOP?! IM SO TELLING DAD
L, from across the room: laundry
Lo: oh right-

Ahk: I think the people from my movie would find it funny I'm dating outside my source.
L: mine would call me a slur

Hypnos: hey do we have $100 to spare?
Me: no???? Why????
Hypnos, actively looking at a custom sized Zagreus body pillow: NO REASON-

Hiccup coming to see me after he wakes up from a 4 year dormancy: hey you finally realised you weren't a girl
Me: YOU KNEW?!
Hiccup: ... it was kind of obvious

Cat: I'm so chippy chippy chuppa chuppa coded
L: literally what the fuck does that even mean?

*the protectors having some important meeting*
Zagreus, practically kicking in the door: SIR YOU DID DRAG?
Achilles, who'd been disguised as a girl for several years of his life: I mean you're not entirely wrong but now is NOT the time lad-
*note that's actually myth accurate, his girl name was Pyrrha.

Link, almost completely non verbal: *gestures come here*
L: yeah?
Link: *hands him a strawberry ramune* you like?
L, simultaneously very proud of him for talking and wondering where the hell he got the drink from: yes???

Me, front stuck: someone PLEASE switch I'm so tired
Damien: suffer
Me: PLEASE-

Aries: crabs are under appreciated
Damien: the std?
Aries, a siren: ... THE FUCKING SEA CREATURE
Damien: OH

Hypnos: Zag carry me, I'm too tired to move
Zagreus: you can literally float
Hypnos: wow I can't believe you'd do this to me, your PREGNANT partner
Zagreus: YOU CAN FLOAT HYPNOS
*note: said baby has since been born. He's a lil eeper and v cute.

Prismo, in the front: why does my stomach hurt?
Me: have you fed the body at all today?
Prismo: OH FUCK THIS BODY NEEDS FOOD-
Me: dumbass
Prismo: I don't have organs ok shut up.
Ahk: neither do I they're mummified in jars so I forget to eat too sometimes
Me: how are we still alive??

Achilles: when I was in the Trojan war-
Damien: THE FUCK YOU MEAN WERE IN THE TROJAN WAR?!
Achilles: ... that's literally what I'm famous for
Damien: aren't you famous for being gay?
Achilles: ...that too.

*me and Achilles profusely apologising to each other because we accidentally ripped his favourite dress while co-con so we can't figure out who's fault it was*
L: can you two stop being painfully kind for two seconds we're trying to sew here

*a bunch of us sitting around in the headspace chatting quietly*
Zag, walking in: did you guys eat my fruit salad?
Us: ... *we don't know who it was*
Zag: ... fuck you I wanted those grapes.
Me: ok Orphic Dionysus
Zag: ... ok that was a good one but I still want my fucking grapes.

*complete silence for hours:
Cat: DAAAADDDDDD
L: oh my gods- WHAT?!
Me: ?????

Ahk: your sourcemates kind of scare me ngl
L: fair a bunch of them are murderers

Damien: DICK IN THE GALAXY?!
Prismo: dick in the galaxy indeed
Me, hearing this from front: dick in the HUH-

*Hypnos wanting to take a selfie w his brother in headspace*
Hypnos: smile!
Moros: ugh no I look shocking in pictures
Hypnos: aw come on, you're pretty!
Moros: no like... you know how animals eyes glow in flash photography?
Hypnos: ... now I have to see this.
**Moros in literally any picture be like:

Zachiera: if I see one more TERF on this hellsite, I'm unleashing the rapture. But only trans people get to go to heaven.

Me: Damien stop thirsting for Astarion before we split him from the power of horny
Damien, actively looking up his romance scenes: fuck you I don't control the horny

This text conversation:

**answer ended up being yes lol.

And this one:

That's all I got for now. I always document funny interactions when they happen because some of the shit these mfs say is so out of pocket. I'll be back to writing as soon as my brain lets me go from art hyperfix to writing hyperfix.