Poetry In Emotion [Completed]

My other half

I'm looking for my other half
It's not as easy as milking a calf
Once you're used to it
It isn't hard a bit

I'm looking for a good catch
It's not as easy as lighting a match
It is as dangerous, though
Because the outside world....ya know

I'm looking for my match
A good catch
My other half
Please don't be a calf

Please be a fully grown cow
Meaning, be a gentleman even now
Be an adult, not a calf
That's what I want in my other half

A man, not a boy
Someone who still likes toys
But is a grown up
Who drinks from a plastic cup

Lol, I don't make any sense
It might be cuz I'm trying to rhyme when I might be tense
Basically, what I'm trying to say
Is that I want a man not a boy, k?
Among other things too
That's what I want in my other half, it's true