August | Hermione Granger x OFC

Epilogue Part 21: What Is This, An Orgy?

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"Ugh, that's mint, that is. Nothing like beans on toast to wake up your taste buds in the morning."

Robyn frowned in confusion, watching as Willow devoured her beans on toast. "Mint? What?"

"Not mint as in mint-flavoured, mint as in really good."

Robyn rolled her eyes. "Of course, yes, I should've known that. Beans on toast is minging either way, mint-flavoured or otherwise."

"Watch it." Willow pointed at her with her knife before cutting up another piece and shoving it in her pie hole - or her beans on toast hole.

Ignoring the fact she'd just been threatened with a knife - over beans on toast - Robyn watched as about a hundred owls flew into the Great Hall to deliver that morning's post, circling the tables until they caught sight of their owners or intended recipients. And, to her surprise, there was one aiming right for her.

"Hey!" said Olivia. "That's a Spotted Owl - they're from America!"

Robyn covered her face and pushed herself into Hermione's side as the owl practically dive-bombed her. She was somewhat used to it considering the amount of "fan mail" Hermione received, but no, this one was coming for her specifically. It released the letter from its talons and into her bowl of porridge.

"Oh no, it's ruined my delicious breakfast," she pouted sarcastically. Hermione pushed her away playfully and plucked the letter from the porridge, casting a quick charm to clean it. She ripped off a bit of toast and fed it to the apparently American owl, which then flew off again.

"Curious," she said. "Do you suppose it's an American that's written to you, then?"

"I don't know any Americans," shrugged Robyn while she opened the envelope. "Hopefully it's Rachel from Friends." She took the letter out and read it to herself, aware that Willow, rudely, was reading it over her shoulder.

Subject: Exclusive Book Deal Opportunity - Your Story Deserves to be Told!

Dear Miss Robyn Rosier,

I hope this owl post finds you in good health and high spirits. I am Terri Tosh, a magical journalist and author of many bestselling biographies across the pond in wizarding America. I am reaching out to you with a proposal that I believe will not only captivate wizarding Britain and the rest of Europe but also immortalise your extraordinary life and experiences.

Having closely followed your journey through the war, your role in pivotal events, and your intriguing relationship with the esteemed war hero Hermione Granger, it has become apparent to me that yours is a story that demands to be told. Wizarding Britain is hungry for the truth, and who better to narrate it than the person who lived it?

I am extending an exclusive opportunity for you to collaborate on an intimate biography that will delve into the untold aspects of your life, the challenges you faced, and the sacrifices you made during the war. Your unique perspective, combined with my skill in bringing out the most riveting details, will undoubtedly result in a literary masterpiece that will resonate with readers for generations to come - not only throughout wizarding Britain or Europe, but perhaps the entire wizarding world.

Here's a glimpse of what we envision for the book:

Early Years and Heritage: we will explore the rich history of the Rosier family, providing readers with a glimpse into the upbringing that shaped the formidable witch you are today.