Me or you?

Irritating

Dakota: How many people do I have to tell that I'm not a freaking girl!
Asher: What happened this time?
Dakota: Every time I met someone they ask "Are you a girl or a boy" like IM CLEARLY A BOY!
Asher: If I didn't know you I wouldn't be able to tell either
Dakota: Do I actually look like a girl?!
Asher: Kinda
Dakota: When you look at a girl how do you know there a girl
Asher: Well 1: They have long hair 2: They have tits 3: They dress like girls
Dakota: I have nun of those things except long hair! But everyone says I have feminine features
Asher: You look like a girl that dresses like a guy with no tits and long hair
Dakota: I can't do anything about that
Asher: Grow a mustache or cut your hair
Dakota: That won't work because 1: I like my long hair and 2: if I grew a mustache I would look like a girl with a mustache!
Asher: Style your hair like a guy then
Dakota: I style my hair everyday
Asher: It's never styled when you come over?
Dakota: It's styled every time I come over you just have a obsession of brushing it
Asher: No I don't
Dakota: What are you doing right now
Asher: Brushing your- oh

Asher's pov
Me and Kota have been together all day and Kota claims he knows me better than anyone and I know it's true but I want to see how much he thinks he knows

Dakota: Okay first off, you have a type
Asher: No I don't
Dakota: Okay your a liar, look how much everyone you've dated has in common
Asher: They have nothing in common!
Dakota: Asher they literally all have brown hair
Asher: That's a coincidence
Dakota: Is it a coincidence that's they all run track?
Asher: Keith doesn't run track
Dakota: Yea he does
Asher: Oh yea
Dakota: They're all over 6 foot
Asher: I have a thing for tall boys
Dakota: Okay so that's settled
Asher: What else
Dakota: I know you tell everyone your favorite color is orange but it's actually purple
Asher: Who told you that?!
Dakota: *opens the closet door to reveal a basket of purple sweaters*
Asher: You planted that!
Dakota: I know your double jointed
Asher: Everyone knows that
Dakota: I know you think about marrying Hayes on the daily basis
Asher: Can you blame me?!
Dakota: I know you think Hudson is cute but I know that because I do to
Asher: Okay you got me but he looks like a older version of Hayes and I like older guys
Dakota: He looks nothing like Hayes
Hayes: I'd say we look similar

Hayes pov
I walked into Asher's room to hear him and Kota debating if I look like my brother or not and they both think he's cute, I would've been better off not hearing that but oh well.

Asher: When'd you get here Hayes : )
Hayes: A few minutes ago, your dad let me in
Dakota: How much of that did you hear?
Hayes: Asher thinks about marrying me on the daily basis
Asher: I did not say that
Dakota: What would you rate your brother out of 10?
Hayes: I'm not going to rate my brother
Dakota: So you heard everything from that point?
Hayes: Pretty much, I knew Asher liked older guys but 19 is a little to old don't you think?
Asher: You like other guys to and I don't think your brother is cute
Hayes: "he looks like a older version of Hayes and I like older guys" did you not say that?
Asher: Nope that's your imagination getting to you
Hayes: "He looks nothing like Hayes" Sound familiar?
Dakota: Nope

Dakota's pov
We all talk for a while then go downstairs to eat and as we're eating, Avery and Caleb come through the door, they sit at the table with us and Avery says "What's up guys" and we all say hey at the same time, she grabs her food out the stove then grabs two forks. I wondered why until she sat at the table, we all kinda looked at her as she looked at her plate then took both of her forks and shoved the whole plate of spaghetti into her mouth there was nothing left on the plate except the garlic bread and once she finished chewing she ate the garlic bread while we watched in shock, I looked over at Asher and he twisted the spaghetti on the fork and ate it all in one go "Are you gonna eat that" they both asked me at the same time and I got scared "Yeah I'm going to eat it" I said and they both rolled their eyes

Caleb's pov
There's no fucking way they eat like that every night, I've seen Asher stare into the refrigerator for up to 5 minutes at a time and I've seen him scarf down pizza like it was nothing but Avery eating a whole plate of spaghetti in one go was kinda amazing, Asher did it to and somehow they're still hungry, everyone else are eating their food like normal people so Asher goes into the stove to see if it's any left "Is it anymore Ash?" Avery asks and Asher says "Urm no" but I can see some more in the pan. He looks at me then grabs a plate, he puts the spaghetti on the plate and gives it to me with a fork "As hungry as I am, you have to have the rest because you haven't eaten yet"

Asher's pov
That hurt my heart to give up the rest of that spaghetti but around 2 hours later I was kissing Hayes's face then Caleb said "Uhm Avery, I have something to tell....you" so I stopped kissing Hayes's face to listen and Kota looked up from his phone to listen but Caleb gave us a look so I went back to kissing Hayes and Kota went back on his phone but we still listened.

Caleb: Okay I want to tell you that...I...I like you
Avery: I like you to, your a perfect friend
Dakota: Ouch
Hayes: Damn
Asher: Friend zoned
Caleb: I didn't mean as a friend.... I meant I like you like more than a friend
Avery: More than a friend?
Caleb: Yeah and I wanted to know if you uh like me to
Dakota: I thought she liked girls?
Avery: Uhm, we can go on a few dates and I'll see how I feel after that
Caleb: Oh okay : )

Hayes pov
Asher was sitting on my lap facing me and I had my chin on his shoulder as he was telling me he's still hungry "You already ate" I say and he said "I know but that was just a snack" which was weird because I've never heard of a full plate of spaghetti for a snack. Everybody else went up to Avery's room to get something, Asher's still complaining that's he's hungry

Hayes: Ash, if you keep eating a lot like that you'll get sick
Asher: Are you calling me fat?
Hayes: First of all you can't even gain weight and when did I call you fat?
Asher: I don't know I was just making sure but I'm still hungry and there's nothing to eat so I guess I'll have to have you
Hayes: Are you sure it's me you want to eat?
Asher: Positive and I think I'll start right.....here

He kissed my neck softly and I flinched a little then he bit me just a little harder and I think that's my new obsession because I wanted to melt and after 4 minutes of him kissing, sucking and biting my neck there was a bite mark and two hickeys and I think they look cool but not as cool as the kiss marks