Me or you?

Our child

Hayes pov
I know Asher can't be serious about this little duck, "He don't even look like me so that's not my baby" I said to Asher over the phone at 2 am when he called to check on Rocket "That is your baby, I haven't been with nobody but you" he said and I replied "Apparently you have because I'm not yellow with orange lips" "Show me my baby and you better have fed him" Asher said and now I'm confused "What he even eat?! I don't got no seeds for him" I said and he responded "He's a baby dumbass he can't eat seeds, just show me my baby" "If it's your baby then why am I taking care of him" I say putting Rocket in the camera "Hey my sugar plum are you having fun at your daddy's house? : )" he asks and Rocket doesn't reply because he's a stuffed duck

Asher's pov
Hayes clearly isn't taking being a parent seriously, When I picked Hayes up this morning Rocket was still in his same bow tie from yesterday, Hayes sweared he gave him a bath but he's still in his same clothes so I know he's lying. When we got to school I said "Okay Rockets gonna be with me for one quarter, Everest for the other, Caleb for the other and Neil for the last and after school he's going with his uncle" and Hayes responded "And at what point is he going to be with me?" And I responded "Do you want to have have sex or not?" And he nodded his head "Okay then" I said walking away

Everest's pov
I'm on my way to pick up my nephew from Asher, when I got there Asher said "Are you ready to go with your aunt Everest" and I said "Cmon lil dude, what's his name again?" "Rocket" "Oh okay cmon Rocket" I said grabbing him, I showed him to Ryan and he said "Who is that?" And I responded "This is my nephew Rocket and he's hanging with us for a while" "Oh okay : )" Ryan said kissing my forehead and going to class "Lucky for you I'm not a boring auntie so let's go make tiktoks"
I say to Rocket and we have fun together all day. The only problem is he doesn't talk much "Yeah and your dad is my brother, well not by blood but by bond and your other dad is also my brother by bond. My boyfriend over there is technically your uncle so you can call him uncle Ryan if your dad says so" I say to him and he responds with silence

Caleb's pov
I go to the lockers to find Everest because apparently she's supposed to drop off my nephew, "Calebbbb" a voice calls out and I immediately know it's my girlfriend "Hey Av" I say waving to her and she skips over "You wanna go to the vending machine with me?" She asked and I couldn't help but think "God she's so pretty" but I said "Sorry I can't right now, I'm waiting to pick up our nephew" and she responded "Oh okay I'll wait with you then because I didn't know I had a nephew, who's baby?" "Asher and Hayes's" I say and she tilts her head, I guess she was surprised. When Rocket came he was riding on Everest shoulder "Did someone order the coolest duck with a side of the most amazing auntie" Everest said handing Rocket to Avery "Okay Rocket first things first you need to eat" I said and we carried him to the vending machines. We got him some sunflower seeds that he didn't eat cause he's a spoiled brat then after our shift was over he gave him to Neil.

Neil's pov
So apparently Asher + Hayes = A duck. I don't know how that logic works but I'll just go with it, I take Rocket and we to lunch, I was told that he won't eat because he's ungrateful but he physically can't eat so I don't know how that works "Bryce do you know how to take care of a duck?" I ask and he said "Yeah of course, you need to change its diaper" I look at that tiny duck that did in fact not have on a diaper so I look at Bryce and said "Now how the hell can I change a diaper that's not there"

Asher's pov
Why was I in class laughing with Hayes when I got a notification, I clicked it and it was a video of Everest making Rocket twerk, I immediately grabbed Hayes's hand and we went to find Rocket. He was in the lunchroom with Neil and Bryce while they were arguing

Neil: No, he didn't come with a diaper so he's not leaving with one
Asher: Hand me my child please, thank you
Bryce: Your child is a spoiled brat
Asher: I don't know how it's not like his dad takes care of him
Hayes: I would but that's not my baby
Asher: Guys, don't Hayes and Rocket look the exact same?!
Both: Yep
Hayes: Asher
Asher: Stop the first memory he'll have is his daddy denying him, do you want that to happen?!
Neil: Wow what a amazing dad
Bryce: That's seriously not cool Hayes
Hayes: Fine but I'm not buying him all that shit
Asher: Why?!
Hayes: Cause he don't need it

Dakota's pov
After school I went to pick up my nephew and I wasn't surprised that he was a duck "Okay Rocket this is your uncle Kota and your staying the night with him tonight" "Wait since when was he staying the night?! I thought-" "Yeah yeah run along I'll see you in the morning and I'll call tonight" Asher pushed me out the door and I guess that was that. I took Rocket to my house to eat his Wendy's I got for him and he wouldn't eat. I was told to treat him like he's real so technically he's being a brat because he refuses the eat, "So I have a boyfriend named Milo and he's pretty and he calls me pretty and this one time guess what....he called me bae!" I tried to make conversation with Rocket but he didn't want to talk to me I guess

Asher's pov
I don't want to start this with a sex scene but that's what's happening right now, I usually go on dnd but before we started Hayes said "If the phone rings.....answer it" "But w-" "You heard me" and that was it, as I'm over here struggling to go round for round I'm praying the phone doesn't ring because Hayes is serious about me answering it and luckily for me we went a few hours without it ringing. It's the next day so I need to pick up Rocket from his uncles house but I'm exhausted like I literally feel like shit right now so I tell Hayes so drive "Crash my car and I'll kill you" I say grabbing my blanket out the trunk and laying down in the passenger seat "Hey sugar plum did you have fun at your uncle Kota's house?" I ask as Rocket as Dakota hands him to me "Your gonna have a sibling if your daddy doesn't relax" I say and Hayes laughs