Me or you?

And you are?....

Asher's pov
"Can't win them all" I said to Hayes after getting hit in the face with a dodgeball and loosing the game but when I looked at him he was covering his red face with his hands "What's the matter babe?" I asked and he said "Nothing" sounding a bit disappointed in himself "You can tell me anything you know that, what's wrong" I ask and he sighed then whispered in my ear "I have a boner" then covered his face again while I giggled for a minute then said "It better be from me" with a stern tone "It is but I don't know what to do, I have to play next" he said and I got a idea

Hayes pov
What the hell am I gonna do, I don't know what happened. I looked at Asher for a minute then all of a sudden I was bricked, he told me he had a idea as he got out a water bottle and took a sip then poured some in my lap. I just looked as he stud up and said "Oops Hayes spilled water so he can't play, we're going to get him new shorts" as he took my hand "Cmon" he said to me and we both got up, he looked around then stood in front of me as he walked us out and to the locker room.

Asher: Okay here's some new shorts go change
Hayes: I can just change right here, I don't have anything you haven't seen before
Asher: Still
Hayes: Fine *changes*
Asher: Better?
Hayes: Well my pants aren't wet anymore but that really wasn't the issue
Asher: Oh yeah...well what can we do?
*bell rings*
Asher: Okay I'll just protect you till next period when you can go...calm down or whatever
Hayes: Okay

Asher's pov
I walked to class while standing in front of Hayes but the hallway was unusually packed so we had to maneuver around them and we had to stand still a few times but I kept turning, bending and twisting trying to find our classroom

  Hayes: It won't go away if you keep moving around so much
Asher: It feels like I'm making it worse *bending*
Hayes: Stop bending over then, you are making it worse
Asher: I changed my mind I don't want you "taking care of it"
Hayes: I can't walk around like this all day
Asher: Well if anything you should let me take care of it, I wouldn't feel right with you doing it
Hayes: What?
Asher: Dang you want the whole hall to see it stop getting separated *puts Hayes's hands on his hips to keep them together*
Hayes: If you insist
Asher: Dang if you don't want me to I won't, I was trying to help and your like "iF yOu InSiSt" that sounds like you don't want me to
Hayes: No I-
Asher: "iF yOu InSiSt"
Hayes: Asher
Asher: "iF yOu InSiSt" Cmon Rocket we don't have to put up with this

Milo's pov
After school me and Dakota get picked up by Asher and when we got there it was a bunch of people in the living room, Dakota went and sat on the couch joining there conversation and I felt out of place so I kinda hovered around by the door until a guy came up to me laughing and stumbling over his words

Mason: Okay- Okay haha okay, Why did the chicken cross- why did- haha hold on, whoo, okay- why haha why did the chicken cross the road? Haha
Milo: Urm
Mason: To get- haha TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

The whole living room erupted in laughter and they were all laughing there asses off but the joke wasn't funny. I thought it was more to it so I just looked at them like * : | * until I realized I was supposed to be laughing to so I started smiling like this 🙂 wanting to go home

Dakota's pov
Okay he's definitely not falling in like I thought he would and I know that as soon as Asher and Hayes finish getting Rocket ready upstairs they're gonna start interviewing Milo. He's standing by the door just being cute so I went and stood with him "Don't be nervous" I said breaking the silence "I'm trying not to be but you have a large friend group and I'm getting intimidated" and I answered "Don't be, it's gonna be fine just....prepare yourself for a lot of questions and if you don't want to answer one then tap my leg and I'll get you out of it" he smiled and I smiled back as Hayes came downstairs

3rd person pov

Hayes: Your friend makes my head hurt sometimes bro
Asher: Don't refer to me as "YoUr FrIeNd!"
Hayes: Bro how did he even hear that and I'm tired of you using that voice! I don't sound like that!
Asher: OkAy BrO, you need to come back up here and change your son!
Hayes: I thought you were doing it?!
Asher: I work hard everyday and you can't come change a bow tie?! All I ask-
Hayes: Oh my god, I'm coming stop yelling at me *goes back upstairs*
Milo: I don't mean this in a rude way but how do they have a child? Did they adopt one?
Dakota: Sure.....we'll go with that
Asher: God, he acts like it's so hard to raise a child that's only here because of him!
Hayes: Your the one saying how you always want a child and how you have baby fever so I gave you a child
Asher: Well yeah but I wanted you to be the dad!
Hayes: I am the dad
Asher: not a good one
Hayes: I heard that and you need to come put Rocket to bed
Asher: You could've done it and he wants to be down here with his aunt

After a while of Asher and Hayes going back and forth they both come downstairs and Asher hands Rocket to Avery "It's a duck?" Milo asks Dakota and he says "Mhm, did you think it was a real baby?" And they both laugh but then the energy shifts and everyone comes over to Milo as he smiles awkwardly