Me or you?

Clubbing all night

Asher's pov
Goddamn it! Can they please let me have sex with my boyfriend uninterrupted?! Call it horny overdrive but I've been waiting for weeks! I know it's my fault but still "Clubbing?" I asked while looking over to them and immediately knew something was off, they were all standing next to each other looking like they just committed a crime "Yep, get dressed up because we going to the club to dance like strippers!" Dakota said "I LOVE DANCING LIKE A STRIPPER!" I yelled getting off the couch and jumping with Dakota "Wait wait wait, let's not dance like strippers" Milo said then Hayes said "We're not old enough to go clubbing" "I know a guy that knows a guy that does fake ids for 20$"

Dakota's pov
I fucking love dancing like a stripper! Me, Everest and Asher went clubbing with fake ids a few times and it was so fun, when we were smaller we watched bad girls club and thought that we should act like hookers until we got in trouble. Everest grew out of it but me and Asher still act like that sometimes, we all put on our best outfits and got our fake ids. Neil, Milo and London were scared but we got in the club and it went wild from there "ASHER ITS A STRIP POLE OVER THERE!" I said and Asher's eyes light up "I LOVE STRIPPING!" He said as we tried to run over to the pole but Milo and Hayes stopped us

Milo: Let's not be sluts tonight guys
Hayes: Yeah let's cut back on being strippers
Asher: Party poopers, I forgot we have boyfriends now
Dakota: What a buzz kill, Hayes I guess you didn't know Asher here used to get down back in the day
Hayes: Get down?
Everest: Down
Asher: That was in the past, I'm a better person now
Hayes: Obviously not if you and Dakota want to go be strippers, where is everyone else?
Milo: Everywhere
Asher: Let's get some drinks, nothing strong though cause I gotta drive home
Dakota: Sounds good, sex on the beach?
Asher: I haven't had that in so long
Dakota: No way you let go of all your slutty tendencies
Asher: Not all of them *winks at Hayes*

Hayes pov
I watch as my boyfriend runs around the club drinking and obsessing over strippers, I thought he was gay?! Me and Milo look away for one minute and when we look back, Dakota is about to get on the pole while Asher gets the money together. Milo snatched him off the stage "Milooooo come on have a little fun!" Dakota said and I just look at Asher, he blinks at me then shows me his drink "You want some?" He asks me as I look down at him "Sure" I said and drunk the rest of the drink, all of a sudden the song "CPR" by cupcake starts playing, I sat at the bar vibing to the song, me and Asher were talking then I saw Kim, Everest, Dakota and Avery admiring the strippers and I noticed Asher was to from the bar "I remember when I thought being a slut was cool, I think it's a little out of pocket but still fun to watch" Asher said and I replied "Well everyone has slutty tendencies right?" And he giggled "I guess so"

Everest's pov
Strippers are hot, I honestly don't care if Ryan watches even though he refuses to watch with me. Kim has great stripper moves and I love the club, we used to come here a lot and do whatever we wanted but now we only come like every 4 months. Asher is at the bar being good so I said "Come on let's try that!" I said pointing to the cool moves the strippers are doing, his face lights up and he looks at Hayes, Hayes shrugs his shoulders and Asher runs over to us. Asher doesn't do it he just hypes us up as we all try to do it, he throws the money and we all end up laughing our asses off because we can't do anything right. Hayes, Ryan, Milo and Caleb all sit at the bar listening to music as everyone else has fun

Asher: Hayes we've been here all night and you haven't danced at all
Hayes: Because your having fun acting like a hooker and I like watching, it's entertaining
Dakota: Milo? Why are you so uptight
Milo: Well I won't deny, watching is very entertaining but you look good doing what your doing so I'll let you have you moment, let's cut back on the stripping though, I don't want people looking at you
Dakota: Okay : )
Avery: Cmon Caleb, go strip
Caleb: Fuck no
Avery: Come on you know you want to! There playing WAP
Caleb: Tempting but no
Everest: You don't want to strip either Ryan?
Ryan: No thanks baby, you go have your fun though, I'll be right here : )
Everest: But what if I throw the money?
Ryan: Next time : )
Everest: Okay : )

Milo's pov
This place is very vulgar, we got flashed 4 times and Hayes has been offered a lap dance numerous times but he politely declined as he kept his eyes on Asher, this girl came over to Asher and he pointed her to the poll, we couldn't hear what they said but Asher pointed to the money as the girl got on the poll. Asher didn't even cheer for a second before he walked away mouthing the words "Dickhead" that was so fake of him.

Milo: They do this a lot don't they?
Ryan: There's no doubt in my mind that this isn't the first time they've been here
Hayes: They already had their fake ids
Caleb: When they said dance like a stripper I didn't think they actually would but as long as they're having fun
Milo: Should we be worried? You can tell we're not the only ones looking at them
Caleb: You guys should be worried but me and Ryan shouldn't
Hayes: How come?
Ryan: Well Dakota draws a lot of attention because he looks like a girl and Asher is to obsessed with being a slut
Hayes: I don't mind him being a slut
Stripper: Lap dance?
Hayes: No thank you
Milo: I got to admit this is very entertaining to watch, I would've never guessed they had this hidden side to them
All: Agreed
*they get flashed*
Milo: Damn it
Ryan: How many times was that?!
Caleb: I know this is your job but can you put your tits away I didn't want to see that
Hayes: I would be really turned on by that if I wasn't gay
Milo: What kind of outfit is that?
Caleb: That's not a outfit it's just a couple strings
Ryan: I hope she doesn't plan on stripping with that, *she does it* What the fuck
Milo: Does she not feel a breeze on her.....yeah
Hayes: Look at our crew over there watching, that's funny
Caleb: You really don't mind Asher acting like this?
Hayes: Not really because it's hot but I wish he would.....never mind let me keep that to myself