Branch: SEE?! WHY DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN TO ME?!?! I TOLD YOU TO KEEP MY BUNKER CLEAN AND THEN I COME HOME TO FIND THAT YOU'VE BEEN THROWING A PARTY!!!! I CAN'T TRUST YOU WITH ANYTHING, NOT EVEN MY OWN LIFE!!!!!!! I MEAN, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU-
Poppy: Bird. 😒
*Branch screeches like a girl and falls on his back with his arms and legs straight up and his face frozen in fear*
Poppy: 😏
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