Spruce: Who's up for ice breaker?! 😁
Branch: ...*hides under a blanket*
Viva: You good? 🤨
Branch: This always ends in disaster...
Spruce: Come on, it'll be fun!
Branch: Fine...as long as I don't embarrass myself in front of Poppy...! 😣
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Poppy: Oooh! This is a good one! Your biggest fear! 😈
Viva: Snakes! 😣
Floyd: Velvet...😣
Branch: Birds...😬
Spruce: Clams...
Branch: Clams?
Spruce: Don't ask...
Viva: ...Poppy?
Poppy: 😳
Viva: Don't be shy! 😁
Poppy: ...Chickens 😣
Branch: 🤨
Viva: ...BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *falls to the ground practically dying* 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Poppy: It's not funny! You don't see me-
Viva: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Poppy: Hmph! 😠
Branch: So...you're scared to death of a bird?
Poppy: Hey, don't look at me like I'm crazy! You have a full blown panic attack every time you come in contact with bird eggs!
Branch: No I don't 🤨
Poppy: 😒
Branch: What?
John Dory: So...what do I do with this? *holds up a chicken* 🐓
Poppy: *suddenly freaking out* GET IT OUTTA HERE!!!! THAT THING IS AN ABOMINATION TO TROLLKIND!!!!!!!!!! I'LL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN IF I COME IN CONTACT WITH THAT MONSTROSITY!!!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Viva: *punches the floor laughing too hard* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
John Dory: But this is a cute little fella 😇
Poppy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I HAVE TOO MUCH TO LIVE FOR, I'M NOT PLANNING TO DIE TODAY!!!!!!!!!! *runs out through the wall leaving a hole* 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Branch: ...What just happened? 🫢
Viva: *typing on her phone* And save...post...and we're viral! 😁
Branch: 😑
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