Poppy: *slams door open* Branch, ditch the dirt, you texted me 20 times in 2 minutes! Whatever it is, it must be good! 😠
Branch: Oh, it is, Poppy *points towards soft candlelight and heart balloons* 🎈🕯️
Poppy: 🤨
Branch: C'mon *takes her hand* 🤝
Poppy: Branch, what's the fuss about?
Branch: You'll see 😉
Poppy: Uh...okay? 😐
Branch: *reaches into his pocket and kneels on one knee*
Poppy: *gasps* B-Branch...are you...? 🥹
Branch: Today's the big day, Poppifer 😊
Poppy: Oh Branch...🥹
Branch: I know, you're speechless. *pulls out a velvet box from his pocket*
Poppy: *slowly opens the box but it suddenly explodes and her face gets covered in ashes* *gasps* 😰
Branch: *bursts into laughter* It's the big day alright! *points at the calendar which says April 1* 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Poppy: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 *slaps him right in the face* JERK!!!!!
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فكاهةWell, here we are! Short stories that are guaranteed to knock you dead!
