Me: *types rapidly on Wattpad*
I'm a fast typer 😉
Branch: Oh come on, you're at it again?!
Me: 😐
Branch: Are you gonna be our wedding planner now?!
Me: ...You didn't even bother to ask me what I was writing about, you doofus. 😑
Branch: Fine, what are you writing about?
Me: See for yourself, Bitty B! *shows cover* 😊
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Me: Relax, it's a story about another Troll tribe, the Disco Trolls!
Branch: Since when were there disco Trolls?!
Me: Since I started writing this! 😁
Branch: You don't stop, do you? 😒
Me: Nope! I'm a well-oiled printer!
Branch: ...Lemme guess, you still do what you fans call..."shipping" *quote fingers*
Me: Sure am...but I'm having the story focus more on Viva...🙂
Viva: Gimme that!!! I gotta read it! 😠
Me: *pushes her back with no effort* The problem is, she won't stop bugging me about it. 😒
Viva: Come on, you always beat me up whenever I sing Taylor Swift, you could at least let me read this! 😫
Me: It's not done yet!!!!
Viva: 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
Me: Some people are just too desperate 🙄
Branch: *grits teeth* You don't say...! 😡
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Trolls Out of Context
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