Poppy: I think I'm starting to see what the other people see in you! *holds up her Mickey Mouse plush* 🐭
Branch: 🤨
Poppy: You're so cute! And you're so tiny, it's like I have a little buddy to keep me company! 😍
Branch: 😑
Poppy: I bet you're even cuter in person! If you were a real person, I would give you the biggest squeeze imaginable! 🥹
Branch: ...That's it! *takes out an axe* 🪓
Viva: ...Are you jealous? Of a toy? 🤨
Branch: ...No? 😳
Viva: Mhm...sure 😏
Mickey's my hubby, so BACK OFF!!!!!!
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