Branch: *picks up a phone* Hello? 📱
Cashier: How can I help?
Branch: I'd like a bouquet of daisies for my girlfriend, not a huge one, just enough to make her smile 😊🌼
Cashier: How sweet, would you like a note to go with it?
Branch: Yeah, I want it to say...🤔
Poppy: *walks in at that moment*
Branch: "I love you, my queen, you're all I want and the true love of my life" 🩷💙🩷💙
Poppy: 😨😨😨😨😨😨
Branch: "You're the best thing that's ever happened to me and I wouldn't want to be with any other Troll but you. You make me smile, make me laugh, and bring out the best in me, I love you so much." 🩷💙🩷💙🩷💙
Poppy: *knocks him out with a baseball bat* You two timing-🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Cashier: Sir? Sir, are you still there? 🤨
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