Director: Action! 🎬
Velvet: Crimp! What are you doing?! 😠
Veneer: I was just saying I had a change of heart! 🥺
Crimp: You also engaged in troll napping, troll torture, fraud...impersonation, theft, attempted first degree murder, misusing the diamond...
All: 😐
Branch: Is...this gonna go on much longer?
*30 minutes later*
Crimp: Spending illegal money, stealing values, lying to officials, pursuing fame...
Viva: *scrolls through her phone*📱
John Dory: *groans* This is ridiculous...! 😩
Floyd: *twirls his hair with his finger*
Poppy: *plays on her Nintendo Switch* 🎮
Director: Cut! Cut! She was supposed to stop at fraud!
Crimp: 😐
Poppy: That would've been nice to know...*continues playing Sonic Colors*
Clay: Next time cut right away, don't make us stay in character for 30 minutes straight!
Director: 🙄
Branch: I can't wait any longer! 😫
Poppy: For what? 🤨
Branch: For this! *cups her face and kisses her smack on the lips* 😘
Poppy: 😳
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Trolls Out of Context
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