Poppy: So...I told him that I would get the decorations tomorrow, but I completely forgot and by the time I remembered, the store had closed.
Viva: 🤭
Poppy: It's not funny...😠
*the girls suddenly hear burping and they slowly turn their heads and see Branch and his bros laughing*
Viva: ...What are you doing?
Clay: Nothing...*pounds his chest twice* *BURRRP* 🥴
*Poppy and Viva both glance at each other before looking back at BroZone*
Spruce: Come on, I live on Vacay Island for crying out loud! *pounds his chest* *BUUURRRP*
John Dory: Oh come on, that's nothing! This is how a real Troll does it! *pounds his chest* *BUUUUURRRP*
Poppy: Ugh...😣
Viva: Come on, you guys are so gross! 🤢
Poppy: Thank you! 😫
Viva: Besides, this is how you do it! *pounds her chest 3 times* *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*
*everyone except Poppy bursts into laughter*
Poppy: ...When you guys are done being filthy pigs, let me know. 😒
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Trolls Out of Context
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