Director: Action! 🎬
Clay: What can I say? When you co-run a place, gotta flex the drip! 😎
Viva: Yeah, I'm the fun side of the operation and Mr. Clay takes care of-
Poppy: *offscreen* Anyone ever tell you how soft your hair is?
All: 😐
Branch: No...other than you
*camera pans to Poppy and Branch holding hands and smiling at each other lovingly* 💙🩷
Branch: Y'know, you're beautiful without trying 🥰
Poppy: Really? You're so bold without realizing it *traces on his arm* 🥰
Branch: Not as bold as you 💙
Poppy: *wraps her arms around one of Branch's* And you're so strong...so...sophisticated and manly 😍
John Dory: ...*starts gagging*
Clay: *covers his mouth* What did I just witness...?! 🤢
Viva: I gotta go...! *runs off camera retching* 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Director: Ugh...cut!
Poppy: ...Oh, oh! Were we rolling?! 😳
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