John Dory: Look at me, I'm Branch! I'm so gray and grumpy that I'm gonna be hiding away forever! Grandma's gone, I have no one from me! 😡
Clay: *lifts his hand to his forehead* Oh, Branch! Brave, handsome, strong Branch, the Bergens are coming because of a loud party I threw! Please protect me! 😩
John Dory: Not to worry, fair princess, you'll be safe with me in my bunker, away from those abominations! 😌
Clay: Me hero! 😍
Poppy and Branch: 😐
Branch: ...Is that my sweat jars? 🤢
Poppy: Is that my dress? 😯
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