Viva: PAINTBALL!!!!!!!!! 😆
Branch: No!!! 😨
John Dory: Why not?! We used to play it all the time when we were little, remember?
Floyd: I'd rather not...*curls up into a ball and rocks back and forth* 😣
Branch: No thank you!
Poppy: Why not? It's a fun game! 😁
Branch: One, I don't like being targeted! You of all people should know that! Two, anyone who plays paintball takes it to the next level! And three, I have an irrational fear of paint now! Why?! Because you shot me!
Poppy: That was weeks ago...😐
Branch: YOU SHOT ME!!!!!!! 😡
Poppy: I thought that someone broke into my pod! I WAS IN THE FREAKING SHOWER!!!!! 😫
Branch: *grits teeth* You shot me...with a paintball gun! You didn't even think twice...!
Viva: Um...I'ma go before World War III begins 😳
Floyd: Right behind you...😣
Poppy: How was I supposed to know my boyfriend would be a criminal?!
Branch: Poppy, I was just getting Gary back!!!! 😩
Poppy: You still came in and nearly saw me exposed!!! 😫
Branch: How was I supposed to know?!
Poppy: Didn't you hear the shower running?! 😰
Branch: No, I guess I didn't! It took me 20 whole days to get the paint out of my ears! 😩
Poppy: Well boo-freaking-hoo, Mr. Freaking Hypocrite! 😡
Viva: ...Wanna get a pizza? 😁
John Dory: Whatever's gonna thaw the icy atmosphere...😖
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