Me: Hey guys, check this out! *shows a Minnie Mouse squishmallow* 😁
Poppy: 😐
Me: I just got her a few days ago!
Poppy: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! IT'S SO CUTE I NEED TO HUG IT AND SQUEEZE IT UNTIL IT TURNS PURPLE!!!!! *hugs it as tightly as possible* 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Me: 🤨
Branch: I...think she likes that thing more than you do.
Me: I think you're right...
By the way, guys, I actually did get a Minnie Mouse squishmallow earlier this week!
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