John Dory: Hey guys, guess what!
Poppy: Ooh, you're finally retiring?! 😃
John Dory: 🤨
Viva: 😠
Poppy: Um...*clears throat* Frog in the throat...! 🐸
John Dory: Anyway...as I was saying, I got a new pet! 😁
Viva: *gasps* Let's see it!
John Dory: Check it! *shows a snake in a tank* 🐍
Viva: 😟
John Dory: Isn't he purty?!
Viva: ...Catch me...*faints* 😵
John Dory: ...What's with her? 🤨
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