Trolls Out of Context

Bribe ✋

Branch: Nope! 😒

Me: Please...? 🥺

Branch: No! 😑

Me: Pretty please...? 🥺

Branch: No! 😠

Me: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Branch: ...Come on, you can't keep that up forever 😒

Me: ...eeeeeeeeeeeeee-yes I can-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Branch: *turns around crossing his arms*

Me: ...Will this change your mind? *pulls out an engagement ring* 💍

Branch: *turns around*

Me: If I give this to you, will you use it to propose to Poppy?

Branch: ...Give me that *grabs it and leaves*

Me: 😏

Branch: Stop staring!

Me: You see, kids? The best way to avoid no is to offer something no one can resist! 😉