Branch: Guys, Poppy's birthday is tomorrow, I completely forgot to get her a gift! 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
John Dory: No worries, Bitty B! We got the perfect solution! 👍
Branch: You do?
Spruce: Yup! *holds up an antique vase* 🏺
Branch: ...That's Grandma's vase 😐
John Dory: Do you want it or not?!
Branch: I don't think Poppy's gonna like me giving her old things...and I think we should keep that, it's Grandma's
Spruce: It's the thought that counts, Bitty B! 😠
John Dory: At least you'll be giving her something! 😁
Branch: ...You know what, I'll just make her a card 😒
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