Branch: *sneaks into Poppy's pod* Where is it? Where is it?! *sees his remote under her bed* Gary! 🥹
*Poppy steps out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel* 🛁
Branch: Don't scare me like that again, I was worried sick! 🥺
Poppy: Okay, now I just gotta-*suddenly screams* 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Branch: Poppy! Uh...I can explain! 😨
Poppy: BURGLAR!!!!! *shoots a paintball gun repeatedly* 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
Branch: Whoa, whoa, stop, it's only-*gets hit with paint and tumbles backwards*
Poppy: Oh...it was just you 🫢
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