Clay: *slams the door open wearing a Bergen costume* I MADE IT!!!! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
*everyone stares at him like he's crazy*
Clay: ...Why's everyone dressed for a black tie event? 🤨
Branch: Because it's an awards ceremony...? 🤨
Poppy: Didn't you read the invitation I gave you?
Clay: Sure I did! It said there was a costume party at 7! 🙂↕️
Viva: The costume party that was 8 months ago? 😒
Clay: 😐
Poppy: You really need to read these things carefully *tosses a tie towards him* 👔
Clay: Are you saying I have to...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
Spruce: It's cool, Clay, you only need to wear it for a few hours! 😁
Clay: Like I said...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
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