The Rainbow Bridge (Rewritten)

Chapter 6: Mall Connections

(Opening Theme: Meta Runners S2 OP-Only Up Performed By Lizz Robinet)

    It had been almost four days since Dream first appeared in Hell, and already--She had thought she had seen it all. The amusement park had been all kinds of fun in all, though she didn't think she would be at a place that had been so close to home.

    That---Had been a mall in Pentagram City.

She had stepped out of the limo with Charlie, Vaggie, Jaxon, Decimo and Alastor as her eyes had sparkled at the sight, as though the walls were painted with graffiti and other kinds of street art, she had been in awe.

    "No freaking way---!" Dream exclaimed with glee, "---This is just like the Malls back home!"

    "Welcome to the most popular Outdoor Mall of Pentagram City, Hell's Paradise---" Jaxon said as Dream snickered, "---Home of all kinds of amenities, the finest restaurants and some pretty good merch stores. And yes I am aware of the irony in that name."

    Dream gasped as she noticed a store that had been familiar to her, "You have a Hot Topic and there's a sale?! Man, this really is like home!"

    "Hmmm---" Alastor said as he looked around, "---Normally this isn't my cup of tea, but it'll do!"

    "WHAT THE FUCK?!" Decimo shouted as he noticed a closed sign, "THEY CLOSED MY FAVORITE GUN STORE, GUNS R US?!"

    "Finally." Vaggie said.

    Decimo shouted in anger as he got a machine gun and began shooting at a family---At least it was almost that way until Charlie stopped him.

    "Hey! Hey! No shooting anyone today!" Charlie said as she put the gun in a flaming trash fire, "Remember guys we're here to promote the Hazbin Hotel not cause trouble."

    "... Speak for yourself..." Decimo said with an angry pout.

    "Do you want to get yourself banned from here like you did the other stores you've been to?" Vaggie said with a look.

    "Not my fault, they were wanted dead or alive." Decimo said as he armed himself. "Mostly Dead."

    Vaggie soon shoved a pile of flyers into Decimo's hands, switching out the weapon entirely, "Just hand out these flyers or hang them up I don't care which."

    "Bite me." Decimo said as he walked over and tied the flier to a knife before tossing it at the pillar causing the demons to flinch and run.

    "...I mean---HANG THEM UP LIKE A NORMAL PERSON." Vaggie said as she grabbed the neck of his shirt.

    "... That's a lot less fun..." Decimo said with a groan. "Also touch me and I will break your wrists."

    "That goes for you guys too!" Charlie said as she handed Jaxon, Dream and Alastor the copies of paper. Each of them now notices her drawings as there had been demons around Hazbin Hotel plus rainbows and clouds.

    "Aw what---" Dream said, "---I was hoping I could check out the stores you guys got down here!"

    "I know, I know but this is really important." Charlie said, "If we want to bring people into the Hotel we gotta make sure everyone knows about it since they might've not watched the news."

    "You mean where you kicked Katie Killjoy's ass?" Jaxon said.

    "Details Jax!" Charlie soon said, "Details and context!"

    "Man--How come you were beating Killjoy?" Decimo said just as he shot a tv screen showing her face "I would have joined in."

    "The last time you did you shot her co-anchor dog." Jaxon told him.