The Rainbow Bridge (Rewritten)

Chapter 33: If Hell Is Forever... Then Heaven Must Be A Lie

(Third Opening Theme: Hell Girl OP 4-Noise Performed By Mio Yamazaki)

The time had came as the higher ups had been gathered in the courtroom. Charlie, Yukito, Decimo, Jaxon entered feeling the sudden tension. Though the group didn't know why, Jaxon had looked mad even as he sat down.

"Are you okay Jax?" Yukito asked in a whisper.

"Yeah---I'm fine." He replied trying to keep himself calm as he looked over to Vaggie for a moment.

Vaggie noticed his look as she sighed sadly. Charlie took notice of this, as she turned to Vaggie, "Hey---Did you and Jax get in a fight?"

"No Charlie---" Vaggie said, "---It's complicated."

Before Charlie could ask any further, Adam and Lute soon entered the room. Charlie and Jaxon couldn't help but groan. "Oooh no not him again..." Charlie groaned.

"Great..." Jaxon said.

"That guy is Adam?" Decimo said. "He looks like a dick. He could be a good target."

"Deci--DON'T." Jaxon said as he flinched.

"..it's not like I said I was gonna ACTUALLY kill him, relax." Decimo said

"I AM RELAXED." Jaxon said as Decimo backed up, "NOW SIT."

Decimo immediately sat down before he turned to Vaggie as he whispered, "Hey Vagaina, What the fuck did you do?"

Vaggie sighed, "...First of all it's Vaggie and second of all---"

Before she could finish Adam soon spoke up, "What up, baby? Saw that you went to my manager. Low blow, Karen."

"Karen?" The four of them said they were confused.

"I don't know what that means but I hate him already." Decimo said.

Sera and Emily soon took their seats high above the crowd, while Prima sat on the sidelines, readying to write everything that was gonna happen in court.

"We are gathered here today to determine whether or not a soul in Hell can be redeemed into the heavenly realm via means of this "Hazbin Hotel"." Sera said, "Princess Morningstar?"

Charlie took a breath before standing, "Thank you Seraphim---" She cleared her throat as she went to read from index cards, "Webster's dictionary defines redemption as—"

"OBJECTION!" Adam immediately shouted, "Lame and unoriginal."

"Sustained. No further dictionary references please." Sera said.

"Uh---" Charlie said as she went through one index card after another---

---The others would see it had been filled with nothing but dictionary meanings.

"Seriously?!" Decimo whispered.

"It seemed like a good idea okay?!" Charlie whispered back.

"Did you fill this with nothing but dictionary references!?" Yukito whispered, "What happened to those other index cards Vaggie and I prepared?!"

"Um---" Charlie said awkwardly, "---Niffty might've accidentally shredded them? And then burned the shredder?"

"HOW???" Yukito and Decimo exclaimed lowly.

"...I'm gonna fucking murder tha--" Decimo was about curse but Vaggie stopped him.

"Decimo--Not in heaven.." Vaggie said. Decimo gave a look before she immediately pulled back "Right. Personal space."