Try Me Bitch (Vigilante Deku)

Strange events!

It was quite late and I couldn't hear anyone in the house being still awake. Another day another try and I hoped that third time would do the trick. This time I actually memorised how to disable the alarm system and got a spare key. So I would inevitaby sneak out through the front door. What else was I supposed to do?! They would certainly check the damn rooftop today for sure.

However as I was about to head out, I saw a message on my phone. It was from an unknown number.

"Thanks a lot for the help the past few days and the food. You helped me a lot and I would like to repay you. This time it will be my treat. - Granny"

That message made me smile and look at my screen a bit more. She was such a nice woman too. It made me smile seeing that she texted me first. Dunno why but this old lady was someone I thought I couldn't forget this easily for sure.

"No need to repay me. I am glad that I could help out. -Zuzu"

Honestly I didn't think I would get a reply in an instant since it was very late but I still got one.

"People say if it is a life-saving matter than you gotta repay it with your body. -Granny"

What is she talking about?

Me: Pfff- repay it with her body? What nonesense is this? 

"No need for this. Really. -Zuzu"

"I have a grandson, if there is no problem, I'll ask him to repay the favor with his body."

Now this made a weird turnaround. I was a boy as well. There was no need for this and besides why should he repay the favor. What was going on here?! Wasn't this a bit too weird and why did it feel as if the woman was about to do some matchmaking for his grandson. Besides how did she even figure out that I will like him already? I mean, I was not against dating a boy but I was against dating someone I had no idea.... oh what was I even thinking!!! Maybe she just meant that he would help me out brotherly or even as a friend. 

Sometimes I needed to get my head out of the gutter and stop jumping to conclusion.

I already made soo many errors the past few days just because I was jumping to conclusions.

"I just wanted to help you not your grandson. -Zuku"

"Don't refuse so quickly. -Granny"

"Don't worry he is a very capable man. The people do call him Prince Charming and also Icy Hot because of how cool he looks. He is tall, handsome and strong!!! -Granny"

Alright, alright, this definitely did sounded like a matchmaking now.

Besides I was on my way out of the apartment. Why was I still bothering this old woman at this late of an hour?! I had to turn her down before things would get even stranger. 

"Right now I am quite busy studying. So I haven't considered other matters. -Zuzu"

"Alright but you have to at least get to know him one of these days. -Granny"

That was the last message I got from her because I didn't boter to write back. I couldn't say yes immediately to it since I had a feeling that she was up to something and I didn't wanted to find out what it was for sure. Besides I had something else to do right now. I was prepared to walk around the city and try to be a vigilante. Of course I had no idea where to start but I thought getting to know the underground would help me out a bit. 

If I could find it.

With my luck... I will not only find it but get in trouble.

That was what my gut told me and I was kinda looking forward to the trouble. 

Was I sounding crazy?

Probably but I didn't care about it.

I was bored to death and I needed to do something. Plus I felt the need to go around and help people. This body was definitely not about to cut it to get into any hero school. It was weak and untrained but I would change that fact. I would not only make sure to run around to get to be a vigilante but I would also make sure that I might end up in a hero school. I didn't intended to get into the hero course but the gen ed course. Still.... me being me... I wanted to top all of the students and I heard that even as a gen ed course student, I was allowed to participate in the hero exam which I would soo do just because I wanted to proof myself that I could do it. Not as if I didn't know that once I set my mind to something, I would be able to make it.