Try Me Bitch (Vigilante Deku)

A piece of my mind!!!

The moment I got out, I was standing quite on top of the shoulder of this robot and started screaming without a second thought. First I thought it would be fine, then I thought I wasn't this angry but I was actually really wrong.

Me: HEYYY!

Mic just looked at me a bit weirdly. It was a mixture between shock as well as confusion. Everyone who was there was looking at me shocked. I mean he was not the only one in front of the robot. I could definitely see Vlad King and I could see Power Loader as well as Cementoss. Other than these I think the others were actually with the other kids but that was not the point right now.

Me: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING SMART ASS?!

I was still on top of that giant robot trying to get down somehow. There wasn't really much of a way down. It was either I jump or slide down. I was a bit too far away to get on a rooftop and I wouldn't bet my life on the destroyed house to actually be stable enough to get me down.

So I decided to actually do a slip and slide and hope that the hero would catch me because this wasn't the way to goo.

They all screamed at me.

Cementoss: NO!

Power Loader: STOP IT!

Vlad King: STAY THERE KID!

Mic: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

To be honest it was already too late because I simply jumped down without thinking twice. Might have been the wrong decision... alright it was a stupid idea.

Mic: VLAD GET HIM!

Cementoss: SHIT!

Power Loader: DO SOMETHING!

Mic: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

Power Loader: NOT YOU! CEMENTOSS MAKE THE SLIDER LONGER!

I could hear them screaming as I got faster and faster closer to the ground. There was nothing that could stop me at all. In the end the heroes did panick quite a bit. Cementoss prolonged the slide and made it go a bit high so I could slide back up again and then backwards down until I would stop. This was one way to make me stop.... but not my anger. I simply got on my feets, started to stomp towards Mic and I was simply fuming.

Me: What the hell was the scream for?!

Mic: Wait-

Me: WAIT THE FUCK WHY?! YOU JUST MADE ME FALL BACK THERE!

Cementoss: ... blood... the kid is injured.

Mic: Hey, ahm, why don't you calm-

Me: Calm? CALM!? You just made me fall backwards! Who do think is responsible for ruining my fun. I was on my way to beat the record!

Vlad King: Call Chiyo.

Power Loader: On my way!

Mic: Wow, kid wai-

Me: No, you know how hard it was to actually find this? Why did you had to stop me? I wasn't injuring anyone! Every stupid fucking idiot could see that I was only going for the robots! Besides this is part of the exam so why did you interfere smartass?!

I was at this point going closer to Mic who tried to at first calm me down, but when I started to tap his chest, he started backing away and raised his hands up into the air. He seemed more than surprised and he also seemed guilty. 

He better was!

Mic: I am so-

Me: Sorry won't get me anywhere! Do you even know how hard it is to beat this stupid exercise qurikless?

Vlad King: HOLD UP! You're quirkless?

Vlad decided to get between us and was now looking at me. I definitely had some blood on me from the incident earlier but I never really cared for this at all.

Me: No, I have a quirk.

Mic: .....

Vlad: And that is?

Me: Self regeneration... 

Vlad: Fuck!

Mic: OH Damn it! We need RG right now!

Me: Fuck you all!

I kicked Vlad's leg and just walked away. They were seriously overthinkg all this. What's soo special about a self healing quirk? I jumped off a rooftop and survived... wait I didn't jump but was pushed. 

Anyways, when I started to walk away, I stumbled right into Eraserhead who raised an eye brow at me.

Me: What?

Eraserhead: *sigh* Get yourselve checkt.

Me: I have a quirk for that and you should know it better than the otheres Mr. ama scare a kid that badly on a rooftop that he just jumps.

I think I might have hit a nerve.

Eraserhead: *sigh* Izuku, no is gonna do anything to you.

Me: Sure, says the one who wasn't flippedy floppedy thrown against a building thanks to Prensent Mic.

Eraserhead: ....... he wouldn't-

Me: I was IN the zero pointer!

Eraserhead: FUCK!

Me: YES and now move! Ama go home. I am done with this shit.

Eraserhead: Sorry problem child but can't do that.

Me: You can and YOU WILL!

I think I overdid it because next thing I know I was wrapped up in his capture gear and he was princess carrying me around while I was cursing and trying to get this off me. .... Yeah great physical exam this is... very great first impression I left behind too.... just GREAT...