Try Me Bitch (Vigilante Deku)

Ahm... Hi? .... just why?!

After the call, I went ahaid and started to slowly look around for one person and one peson only. There was no way that I just saw Stain enter here without getting noticed or getting arrested. Was I supposed to actually call a hero, the police or Yagi? Nah, I mean he was kinda nice when I saw him lasty but then again, he was known to kill people so he could begin murdering innocent people and I could be the first one for being stupid. Oh well, no pain, no gain.

I got myself registered first and then walked staright to the person and saw that he didn't saw me yet. Whelp, as the good person I am, I walked towards him, popped in front of him and said hi. You know, I basically lowed myself a bit so I would popp inside his field of vision while he was doing some exercises and did a nice hi.

Stain: Kid?!

Me: Yeah?

Stain: What are you doing?

Me: I am here for training, isn't it obvious?

Stain: I mean in front of me?

Me: Well... I thought I should say hi since we know each other.

Stain: We saw each other one time.

Me: And that time you tried to kill a hero.

Stain: I would have if not for a certain-

Me: Can I ask you for a favor?

Stian: I am not getting rid of anyone and I am certainly not gonna help you end your life.

Me: Be my sensei!

We both started talking at the same time. I really didn't get what he said until we both stopped talking and looked at each other. It was as if you could see that processing bar above our heads. His words went into one ear and out of the other one but it took me more tha just a couple of minutes to realize what he was talking about.

Me: Why should I ask that?

Stain: My question exactly.

Me: What do you mean? I am not here to get you to kill someone.

Stain: You want me to be your sensei?

Me: Yes and why should I ask you to kill someone for me?! If I wanted that, I would have made them vanish without any traces before anyone would know. I am capable of quite a bit, you know plus I do have some people backing me up.

Stain: Alright, let's say you can. Why out of all people do you want me as your trainer and not the people backing you up?

Me: ..... well .... I asked someone..... but they wanted me train in a ridiculous way to get muscles. I need stamina and I need agility the most and well... I don't have anyone to help me with that. Besides we are both here already.

Stain: How did you even know I was here?

Me: I didn't.

Stain: .... and I should believe that?

Me: Yeah?

Stain: Kid for how stupid do you take me?

Me: More than a bit. Is that what you want to hear? I am not thinking you are stupid. I am just desperatly looking for a trainer sooo pleaseeeeeeeee~!!!!!!

Stain: Give me a reason why you want to train.

Me: I want to get into UA but not the hero course. I want to get into the gen ed course but.... *sigh* this is a bit of a longer story.... I was told my whole life I could be a hero but then the believe shattered when I found out that I am quirkless.... and then I got this healing quirk not so long ago. I don't want people to worry about me, neither do I want to be a hero after everyone telling me I couldn't become one. I just want to proof myself, you know. Please?!

Stain: Who told you you couldn't be a hero?

Me: My old parents.

Stain: Old?

Me: Do you read gossip papers?

Stain: Gossip papers?

Me: I mean... it is all over the news and social media.... I am that fake son of Eraserhead who got switched up during the time I was a baby in the hospital....

Stain: ... I'll help you.

Me: Really?!

Stain: Yes.

Me: Awesome! What do you want me to do? I mean this isn't for free, right? 

Was this a wrong question or something? He stopped exercising and he didn't stop or looked at me for the whole time. This was the first time he did and I couldn't help but smile in a very genuine and friendly way. I was just happy he agreed and there was no take back or so I would like to think about. Still I didn't know what I had done wrong so far. It was about time to find it out.